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Why don't you worship at the altar of fish pussy anons?

> Oldest and most traditional romance stories involving monster girls, going as far back as millennia ago

> As pure of heart as any unicorn and without any of the hang ups

> Will literally never rape anyone no matter what

> Magic blood that gives you powers on top of what mamonobama does, highly sought after by everyone

> Voices so sensational they could make you cum from singing alone, and will sing you songs of their love

> Can freely move on land, water, and can hover across the ground

> Doesn't need clothes, uses magic to hide her bits

> Well known, recognized, and respected by all cultures so never an issue bringing her home to meet mom and dad

> Even less issues than most regarding income/work as mermaid blood is valuable and they are known for selling on the side

> Rich culture and history that will stimulate your mind as well as your body

> Lots of subspecies enables diverse backgrounds and higher chance of meeting niche needs, both inside and outside family

> Physiology constantly changing to meet whatever physical needs that men want, which is why they went from laying eggs to live births

> Demon Lord herself says they're better than your waifu (source: trust me bro)

> Omnivorous, not a picky eater


Literally perfect, you have no reason not to marry them anons, NO REASON


No I'm not a mermaid I just have a skin condition stop asking

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