/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12094680
We've been dating for approximately 11 months.

Patchouli is healthy!

Glasses, huh?

Welcome to my home, Lady Knowledge. Just a few things I should cover... um. I need to pick up a few new fire extinguishers, so if you use the kitchen there's an extra one at the top of the basement stairs. Feel free to use it, but the only thing I've put in that dishwasher is spent brass in a mesh bag so you might wanna run it through a cycle empty before you use it for any dishes, or anything.

We call these 'milk crates.' It's one of the great inventions of the Western World, modular interior furnishing technology. Go ahead and use them for anything, except that really big stack over there, that one's holding up the corner of the roof.

Anything else, um... yes, there's a combat knife taped to the ceiling of the shower. Don't ask. Yes, I've got a goat in the basement. No, you don't want to see him. Unless you speak ancient Sumerian, in which case I could really use your help with this one thing. Just a little thing. Teensy little thing.

And, right, there's my bookshelf. There's the good books, there's the dime-store shit-tier atrocities I keep to remind myself that you don't need talent to make shitloads of money, and... over there? Just shop manuals. What? Oh, that's a chemical hood. For chemists, when they work on crazy shit that might catch fire, they can slam that lid down and turn on fans and smother it or whatever.... Well, uh, let's just say the Feds really frown on certain shop manuals being in the same house as milling machines and sheet-steel stampers. So. You know.

Oh, that? It's a Roomba. Eh? Just hit the switch on the side and you'll find out. Just get the hell out after you do, that one's a factory second I got from a guy I know, it's torque governor is a bit, um.

Long-haired Patchouli

>>6494190
why does that moon look suspiciously trollface?

>>6494160
No! I refuse to believe she smells bad. She's a shy, beautiful lady with the delicate scent of flowers and book-paper- not unwashed, sweaty clothes and farts.

>>6402709
Patchouli's knowledge isn't useless!

Patchouli.

In a loving, gentle sort of way.

>>6322507
This is Patchy.

>>6005488

>If you ever want a Patchouli, well, good luck.

I'm very good friends with a girl who is, for all intents and purposes, Patchouli without purple hair or the urge to say "Mukyu."

She's weak, frail, wears glasses, enjoys tea, hates going outside, and is absolutely obsessed with books. When we hang out it is almost exclusively indoors and non-physical, sitting around and playing vidya games or whatnot. She also has all sorts of neuroses about things like bees, people watching her eat, and milk.

She is not my waifu. She can be fun to hang out with, but simultaneously so enragingly difficult to deal with. It's a hot and cold sort of thing.

TL;DR you may meet girls VERY much like Touhoes I also happen to know Yuugi, she's like 6 foot 5, freaking ripped, and is an alcoholic loudmouth but they're never going to truly fit your perceptions of them because you never think about the negative personality traits of your 2D waifu.

>>5819376
What?

You will never know what it is like to cast an elemental spell, palms brimming with energy as you cast forth a magic circle and unleash a volley of primal fury as lightning flickers and your sleeves singe in flames.

>>5343313
Eh. I was expecting at least one Patchy. Nice skies though.

>>5208725
It's a fetish. That's all you need to know.

And Patchy's eyesight would be ruined a thousand times over if she wasn't a youkai.

>>5174488
You have my axe!

>>4952205
Indeed. That picture demonstrates her ideal size quite well. I accept the whole canon big breasts deal, even though I usually prefer small breasts, but they shouldn't look like huge sacks of fat hanging down. Breasts that hang down are the worst.