/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35619610
>>35619603
>>35619586
>>35619576
No way, I'm going to get a GameShark and start ov--uh-oh.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

>>22155984
Fishgirls?

>>20399042
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

>>20191003
Says who?

>>20015244
>legs
Pfffft.

She thought you were in trouble, so she came to help.

>>17809248
Not even a question

>>17146455
How exactly does it not harm some one when you chomp on their dick?

Both of you need to repeat to yourselves: "It's just a porn, I should really just stop being a weenie."

>This is MGCHN correspondent Pina Aladin reporting live on location at the MGC Pier where the Human rights group "Humanism" is currently protesting the hit adult film "Jaws"
>Excuse me mam, MGCHN here, why are you protesting the film?
>Ugh, how can you even ask why? Fine I'll tell you, the intro is a human girl pushing a man into the middle of the ocean and leaving him there to die, no human girl would ever do that! Anti-Human propaganda crap!
>And you sir, why are you here?
>Man can you believe the racist trash they tried to pull? Only underwater girls? Come on, that's excluding all the other species, no human girls, no land monster girls, fucking racist crap man!
>And you uhhh...xer?
>It's Xe, and I'm here because it was all disgusting heterosexual only propaganda! Why weren't their any Alps? Huh? Why! I'll tell you why, because they are all transphobic pieces of garbage that made the film!
>What about yo- WOOOOOO FUCK THE WATER MAN, FUCK THE OCEAN, LET'S BLOW IT SKY HIGH YYEEAHAHH
>What's that you're holdi---OH GOD RUN HE HAS GRENADES RUN JESUS F*** RUN!
>This is Pina Aladin reporting at a safe distance from the extremist organization "Humanism"
>*far away chanting* Fuck the water, fuck the ocean, fuck Poseidon!
>As the authorities try to quell the madness of people throwing grenades and trash into the ocean, I'm left to as-
>Oh my Lord Ilias is that Poseidon rising from the depths!
>The protesters are running but he's scooped them up in his hand! Now he's...blowing on them? It's hard to tell what's happening
>Dear god he's turned them all into fish! He's dumping them into the water!
>The authorities are trying to demand Poseidon take responsibility for his actions now
>*distant booming voice* Call the Gods, I don't give a F***
>I...just... back to you Jeff
>Thanks Pina, In other news the MerTwins starring in "Jaws" are now jointly marrying the male lead of the film
>He's gone on record to say "I'm not sure I can handle a Mershark and a Sea Bishop vying for my attention"
>Good luck to him and a hopefully happy marriage life

Could armor be made from discarded Mershark teeth? Because I'm starting to imagine their potential to be used in the construction of Automaton equipment.

>>16504398
>One of these days when im art blocked i'll come to drawfag your monster waifus!
Bless you.

I like the new shark pussy a lot.