/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>well well, look who stumbled into my neck of the woods, meow, a lonely madman
>hmm, you disagree? why, look around! of course you're mad, or you wouldn't have come here!
>still I wonder, are you mad enough to let go of the strife and loneliness that plagues your life? or would you choose to become lost forever, in an oblivious world of fucking, trusting this little kitty to guide you?
>you like cats, don't you? I've been watching you giving strays lots of love
>hooora, come, touch me, meow~
>why, you've been directing your lecherous gazes at my chest this whole time! you like tits don't you? big, warm, sweaty ones! or do you prefer my butt? how about we discuss it over a cup of tea? or would you rather face the "real world" like a good little sheep?
>can you resist? the real world, or wonderland? which will it be, Anyon~?