/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18775800

>married to a hard-headed Oni waifu.
>always acts like a hardass and isnt afraid to show off her strength.
>have never seen her even remotely afraid let alone startled.
>But its Halloween time and you decide try and get a reaction out of her.
>Approach her with a can of peanut brittle.
>"Hey babe, I think this can is stuck. Can you maybe uuuummm.....open it?"
>with a smirk she grabs the can and teases you.
>"Anon I know you like muscles and everything if you wanted to see me flex you could've just asked" she says as she pops the jar open.
>Streamers and silly snakes shoot out as she lets out a tiny yelp of surprise.
>You bust out laughing and start to run away but she beams you in the back of the head with the empty can creating enough force to knock you down.
>Rolling over you see her standing over you holding the dented empty can.
>"Very funny anon" she says dropping the can on your chest. "Now go get me some real peanut brittle or you sleep on the couch tonight" she says walking away.
>Worth it.

>>17674156
I wanna cuddle with her

>>17656455
Nah

>>17287567
Yes.

>>17199534

>>16068599
Going to taste the blueberry.

>>15997425
Except she's not a futa. Nice falseflagging.