/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20699023
Man talk about small time.

>>18749875
Gimme the box.

>>18562966
I'll take the mystery box.

>>13058141
I'll take two since you skimp on the details...again.

Not that it matters, your suffering will always be second fiddle.

>>12978065
>Red is crippling
>Blue is probably crippling
>Purple is fucking nothing

Nice going tin for brains.

Not only are your methods completely unevenly distributed fairness wise you don't even give any real form of chances or explanations.

Your on the whim shenanigans disappoint! You need to step it up and make it more business minded, like a casino, the patrons have a chance but not a good one, yet look how many are willing to just throw their money away!

>>12810453
Under normal circumstances I would.

Except I'm not this time. Honest. I mean look at your post and the one above it, literally 52, 53, we're the fastest moving thread on this slow board.

Hades isn't in the mood to be a shitter, so at least consider going with the suggestions. Unless you want more boring training text or having to deal with crying girls who are devastated by your choice of wife.

Unless of course you enjoy that sort of thing, in which case you're just a sick fuck destined for my realm in the future anyway.

>Captcha
>Herc

Mother fucking son of a bitch.

So you picked the Tiger in Nyanon's little story did'ja? That's fine, that's great, that's fantastic! Commitment! Didn't think you had it in ya honestly!

Except you know now you've hurt those other two girls really bad? I was pretty sure you wanted to love them all but hey I guess we can all be wrong sometimes...

Or perhaps you did want to love them all, didn't you anon? So that nobody would get hurt. Except you fucked it up, went down the wrong route, and one of the girls gave you an ultimatum that locked you in with only one.

That's okay, we can't all be gods, or at least gods at deciding destiny in advance or "CYOA" like you kids these days call them.

It doesn't sit right with me ya know? I want to help you anons out. Just out of the kindness of my heart, so why not let me play shepard a bit and give some suggestions that will lead us down the route to the...good end.

Trust me, I've got this, I'll even delete my files as a showing of my good will! Trust the dubs.

>>12717978
Every time I think of the Dark God, every fucking time, all I see is a rule 63 Disney Hades and she acts exactly like him too but with pleasure related shenanigans.

I mean the male Hades used to bomb into these MG threads with fantastic deals that had "zero" downsides involving monster grills. I miss that, he was cool sometimes.