/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12116522
But don't actually do this because the original sprites are much better

BATTORA'S COCK IS SMALL

>>10018681
Even if that's the case, I wouldn't want to talk to someone who didn't experience them first. To start with, the PS3 version is only in Japanese. Enjoy your suffocating Beato, though.

Not that I'd really like to talk to anyone about Umineko anymore, considering the clusterfuck it became.

There are no more than 18 people on an island.
The island is closed off, nobody can come from the outside at any point.
Only humans factor into this problem.
A doctor on this island dies, having been murdered by a living person. This person did not die before the doctor.

The following people on the island were already dead before the doctor:
-The man who purchased the island
-The oldest legitimate son of the man who purchased the island
-The second oldest legitimate son of the man who purchased the island
-The second oldest legitimate daughter of the man who purchased the island
-The son of the oldest legitimate daughter of the man who purchased the island
-The daughter of the second oldest legitimate daughter of the man who purchased the island
-The husband of the oldest legitimate daughter of the man who purchased the island
-The wife of the oldest legitimate son of the man who purchased the island
-The wife of the second oldest legitimate son of the man who purchased the island
-The young male servant
-The young female servant
-The elderly male servant
-The elderly servant servant
-The chef
The following people were alive when the doctor died but did not kill him, nor did any actions caused by their body cause his death:
-The daughter of the oldest legitimate son of the man who purchased the island
-The son of the second oldest legitimate son of the man who purchased the island
-The oldest legitimate daughter of the man who purchased the island

-Who killed the doctor?
(Magic may have been involved)

"Tokyo men have made a name for themselves as the world's most lavish metrosexuals. They collect vintage designer duds, groom themselves immaculately and preen like 21st century peacocks"
http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/keeping-up-with-japanese-metrosexual-manes
pic unrelated

>>6790176
>Kanon=Shannon is unrelated to Pony Theory

Problem?

You just barely missed it.

>>6190196
It's called magic

>>6143331
Umineko Lite sprites are Umineko Lite.
I just want the voices.

>>6128676
"Everything from the question arcs" it has not.

You won't be seeing this in Umineko Lite.

>my face when "shkshit" guy is heavily in denial around me

Guess what /jp? Leon was on the island in all the other episodes. HE WAS USED TO FAKE JESSICA'S DEATH

>>5884291
Knox rule 5:
>No Chinaman must figure in the story.
Umineko Knox rule 5:
>(not included)

Knox rule 1:
> 1. The criminal must be someone mentioned in the early part of the story, but must not be anyone whose thoughts the reader has been allowed to follow.
Umineko Knox rule 1:
>It is forbidden for the culprit to be anyone not mentioned in the early part of the story.

Knox rule 9:
>The stupid friend of the detective, the Watson, must not conceal any thoughts which pass through his mind; his intelligence must be slightly, but very slightly, below that of the average reader.
Umineko Knox rule 9:
>It is permitted for observers to let their own conclusions and interpretations be heard.

Knox rule 2:
>All supernaural or preternatural agencies are ruled out as a matter of course.
Umineko Knox rule 2:
>It is forbidden for supernatural agencies to be employed as a detective technique

Dine rule 11:
>11. A servant must not be chosen by the author as the culprit. This is begging a noble question. It is a too easy solution. The culprit must be a decidedly worth-while person — one that wouldn't ordinarily come under suspicion.
Umineko Dine rule 11:
>The culprit must not be a minor character, and must have an adequate motive for committing the crime.

>>5876888
It will continue for all time since it will be confirmed. People will come to the board, long after the series is over, asking about Umineko which they heard was a higurashi sequel, asking if it's any good. The stock replies will be "DID meido" and "Shannon is Kanon is Beatrice".

>>5855836
Would you kindly find the scene for me?

(TL note: it doesn't exist)

>>5832626
>>5832676

Rosa didn't physically have all the keys. 'Rosa' did. 'Rosa' refers to 'team Rosa' meaning Rosa and all her culprits-in-arms.
>After the master keys came into Rosa's control, never did any of them leave her hands!
They didn't leave the hands of team Rosa.

Shannon is Beatrice (the ruler of the mansion at night)
Kanon is Kinzo (the ruler of the mansion by day)
To find the true ruler, they have to duel

>>5759816
It confirms that Bern is only someone pretending to be Bern/Rika while Super Hanyuu is not Super Hanyuu at all but the real Rika.

>>5709073
Make another thread and post yours already!

>>>/rs/Ahahahahakakyakyakya_cacklecackle

>>5697847
Shannon, Kanon and Beatrice are three people (cut the cheese with three slices)
They are all one person (cut the cheese with one slice)

>>5687022
Master refers not to Kinzo, but to the master of the body. Shannon.
Kanon is basically saying "screw you both I'm gonna get the fuck out of here and score with jessica"

It's not Kanon that counts as 0 but Beatrice since nobody thinks she exists anyway
The last reds from Beatrice in episode 4 are talking about everyone being dead except Beatrice personality
It wasn't bomb after all
Battler sees Beatrice coming down the stairs before the debate