/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Be black
>Save up enough money to preorder the new Yukari figure
>Excited as fuck
>tell my mom
>she looks at me like an alien
>Try to tell my brother and his friends
>they all laugh at me.
>"HAHAHA Dis nigga is so white, he plays power puff gurls or some shit?"
>The only one who ever cared about my interest in visual novels was my Grandpa(he used to be stationed in Japan) and he passed away last year.
>Overhear mom talking with Aunt
>"I think he be ashamed of his own culture, he don't even try to fit in. Boy don't know he black? This is your fault Shanna! I told you to make him stop listening to that white boy music!"
>I have no real life friends
>I'm surrounded day in and day out by stupid spics, and niggers.
>I watch them scream, laugh, fuck, and end up on welfare everyday like it's a never ending trip to the zoo.
>Senior year can't finish fast enough.
>Why are you my only friend /jp/
>WHY

>im black
>dad catches me watching anime
>uguu am i kawaii desu
>dad says he will beat my ass if i keep watching that shit

doushio, nigga?

>Sitting down in an empty public bathroom stall taking a dump
>Some guy takes the stall next to me
>Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he likes Touhou.
>He doesn't respond
>Start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder
>He says "not really"
>Ask him if he has ever played Touhou
>He says "No"
>Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage
>Instantly regret it
>Say "Sorry"
>He doesn't respond
>Feel really bad
>Hold some money under the stall as a peace offering
>He doesn't take it
>Tell him to take it
>He says no
>Feel really freaked out so I wipe, get up and leave
>Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologise
>See him come out
>Say "I just want to apologise"
>He says "Fuck off"

Tell it to me straight, /jp/. Did I deserve that?

I would post a greentext story about it later on /jp/.

>/jp/ claims to hate Touhou because it's a shitty shump compared to stuff like Dodonpachi
>/jp/ has thousands of threads every week about Touhou

>/jp/ claims to hate Power Point Porn Books
>/jp/ has assloads of threads about VNs every week

>/jp/ claims to hate idols
>/jp/ has daily threads about idols

>/jp/ claims to hate it's janitor
>/jp/ has assloads of people saying they love the janitor and drawing cute pictures about him

>/jp/ claims to hate tripfags
>40% of the board posts are made by trip/namefags

>/jp/ claims Alice leaks poop sanae is a slut sakuya uses PADs
>/jp/ later says that's fanon shit and people who say that are secondaries

>/jp/ claims to not be autistic
>OP makes this thread every fucking day

/jp/ - Hypocrisy/General.

Is Steins;Gate 100% edited, translated etc already?

If not which other kamige should I play?

>go to theatre alone
>be awkward social retarded nerd with close to no friends
>go to buy a ticket
>put money on the counter
>mumble the movie I want to see
>the lady selling tickets says "one more time please" and smiles awkwardly
>repeat it
>she says "i'm sorry, I don't understand you. I'll have to call the manager"
>by now everyone around me is staring
>I stutter out "n-no wa- wait"
>she's already gone
>I stumble towards the door
>Behind me the manager is shouting "Excuse me sir, you forgot your money!"
>I turn my head towards the manager
>He looks confused
>Teenagers are pointing and trying to contain their laughter
>I continue towards the door
>trying to pull the door open, it wont open
>A teenager walks up to me, laughs and says "it's a push door"
>People start laughing
>I start crying and yell "I know"
>Everyone is laughing at this point, even the manager.
>I run out of the theatre and towards the bus
>Miss it by a few seconds
>Someone is approaching me while I wait for the next bus
>It's the manager
>"Sir, here's your money"
>He's trying not to laugh
>I thank him
>As he walks away, he says "see you, PULL up to our theater at any time" while grinning
>While i'm sitting on the bus i'm thinking of good comebacks that I could've used.
>At home, too worked up to download the movie.
>My dad asks me why i'm home already
>I say "my friends couldn't make it, we'll watch it tomorrow instead"
>Next day I tell my dad that i'm going to the theater again
>I go outside and hide in the woods for 2 hours

>go to theatre alone
>be awkward social retarded nerd with close to no friends
>go to buy a ticket
>put money on the counter
>mumble the movie I want to see
>the lady selling tickets says "one more time please" and smiles awkwardly
>repeat it
>she says "i'm sorry, I don't understand you. I'll have to call the manager"
>by now everyone around me is staring
>I stutter out "n-no wa- wait"
>she's already gone
>I stumble towards the door
>Behind me the manager is shouting "Excuse me sir, you forgot your money!"
>I turn my head towards the manager
>He looks confused
>Teenagers are pointing and trying to contain their laughter
>I continue towards the door
>trying to pull the door open, it wont open
>A teenager walks up to me, laughs and says "it's a push door"
>People start laughing
>I start crying and yell "I know"
>Everyone is laughing at this point, even the manager.
>I run out of the theatre and towards the bus
>Miss it by a few seconds
>Someone is approaching me while I wait for the next bus
>It's the manager
>"Sir, here's your money"
>He's trying not to laugh
>I thank him
>As he walks away, he says "see you, PULL up to our theater at any time" while grinning
>While i'm sitting on the bus i'm thinking of good comebacks that I could've used.
>At home, too worked up to download the movie.
>My dad asks me why i'm home already
>I say "my friends couldn't make it, we'll watch it tomorrow instead"
>Next day I tell my dad that i'm going to the theater again
>I go outside and hide in the woods for 2 hours

Is anybody else awake?

I am feeling lonely.

>go to theatre alone
>be awkward social retarded nerd with close to no friends
>go to buy a ticket
>put money on the counter
>mumble the movie I want to see
>the lady selling tickets says "one more time please" and smiles awkwardly
>repeat it
>she says "i'm sorry, I don't understand you. I'll have to call the manager"
>by now everyone around me is staring
>I stutter out "n-no wa- wait"
>she's already gone
>I stumble towards the door
>Behind me the manager is shouting "Excuse me sir, you forgot your money!"
>I turn my head towards the manager
>He looks confused
>Teenagers are pointing and trying to contain their laughter
>I continue towards the door
>trying to pull the door open, it wont open
>A teenager walks up to me, laughs and says "it's a push door"
>People start laughing
>I start crying and yell "I know"
>Everyone is laughing at this point, even the manager.
>I run out of the theatre and towards the bus
>Miss it by a few seconds
>Someone is approaching me while I wait for the next bus
>It's the manager
>"Sir, here's your money"
>He's trying not to laugh
>I thank him
>As he walks away, he says "see you, PULL up to our theater at any time" while grinning
>While i'm sitting on the bus i'm thinking of good comebacks that I could've used.
>At home, too worked up to download the movie.
>My dad asks me why i'm home already
>I say "my friends couldn't make it, we'll watch it tomorrow instead"
>Next day I tell my dad that i'm going to the theater again
>I go outside and hide in the woods for 2 hours

>late at night, staying over with parents for the weekend
>bunch of commotion upstairs
>trying to play demons souls on the ps3
>rage at all the noise
>eventually go upstairs
>Mother "I can't get it to work!"
>Father "Can't we just ask Jimmy for help?"
>Mother "But"
>I shout HEY LET ME HELP through the door
>dad takes me in the room
>mother wont look at me
>Son I can't get this to work
>hands me a porn BLU RAY
>he points to his DVD player
>my face when I let them watch porn on my ps3
>my face when I googled the porn and found out it was about hardcore anal fisting
>my face when I realized my mother gets anal fisted

>finally meet the autistic girl of my dreams
>go out with her, check out various places such as the anime store, gamestop and the local japanese restaurant
>go back to her apartment
>it's covered in Touhou merch
>it's like an autist's dream come true
>she boots up her computer which is covered in anime stickers
>Touhou wallpaper
>Higurashi desktop pets
>Hatsune Miku music player
>shortcuts for every doujin game
>she starts up Google Chrome
>Touhou add-on
>bookmarks for /jp/, doujinstyle, shrinemaiden, pooshlmer, possessedbyphoenix, /a/ and gaia online
>she spouts Touhou memes IRL at every given opportunity
>begin to cry tears of autistic joy
>wake up
>cry

>ask this cute girl from class on a date to the movies
>she accepts
>omgwtf.mp3
>we both meet up at the mall
>ask her if she wants to grab some food before watching the flick, says she already ate
>ask if she wants a smoothie, "no"
>pick a film, she gets out her purse
>tell her i will pay
>she declines but i keep insisting
>she says "whatever" and just walks away
>thought she was going home but she just ends up going to the toilet
>end up buying her a smoothie and candy while waiting for her
>she returns, give her the smoothie and candy
>"i didn't ask for this"
>tell her she will get thirsty
>talking like normal while waiting for film to start, just like in school
>thisisfuckingawesome
>lights go out, film starts
>ask her if she wants me to get her a pillow or another smoothie
>"no thanks"
>learn down and take her ankle
>she asks what im doing
>tell her i was going to give her a foot massage to make her comfortable
>tells me she doesn't want one
>okay.gif
>watch movie
>walking out after film ends, tell her how amazing the night has been for me
>"good"
>ask her if she wants to go get another smoothie or somethin
>she puts her hand on my chest and stops me
>"just so you know, i'm getting a ride home"
>"cool"
>says she'll see me in school and starts walking off
>go to grab her by the arm and pull her back to kiss me, but miss and grab the arm of her shirt and pull it
>she tells me to get the fuck off of her and to fuck off
>tell her to come back yell out that i'm sorry as she walks away like i was trying to rape her or something
>some beta faggot comes up to me and tells me that they are closing
>thisisallineed.winamp

i'll be seeing her tomorrow and have no idea what to do. as amazing as the night seemed, thinking back, she acted like a total bitch despite how nice i was being. please tell me all girls aren't like this and that nice guys actually stand a fucking chance

>Walk into Mickey D's with my nine at the side of my hip
>Order a bunch of food
>It takes fucking forever
>Black girl behind the counter
>Serving all her colored friends before me
>I can see my burger in the burger tray
>I say "Hey Shaneequa, thats my burger gettin' cold"
>She shoots me a dirty look while she bags my food
>I reach for my wallet, reveal my gun
>Bitch starts going crazy about me having a gun
>Asks to see my permit
>Tell her I don't have to show her shit
>She calls for her manager
>Rants about how I threatened her with a gun and she's had a hard day
>Show the manager my CCW license
>Say how she and her friends harassed me for being overweight
>She gets fired on the spot
>Pay and get a new meal cooked

So hard to be a white man in the US

>go to theatre alone
>be awkward social retarded nerd with close to no friends
>go to buy a ticket
>put money on the counter
>mumble the movie I want to see
>the lady selling tickets says "one more time please" and smiles awkwardly
>repeat it
>she says "i'm sorry, I don't understand you. I'll have to call the manager"
>by now everyone around me is staring
>I stutter out "n-no wa- wait"
>she's already gone
>I stumble towards the door
>Behind me the manager is shouting "Excuse me sir, you forgot your money!"
>I turn my head towards the manager
>He looks confused
>Teenagers are pointing and trying to contain their laughter
>I continue towards the door
>trying to pull the door open, it wont open
>A teenager walks up to me, laughs and says "it's a push door"
>People start laughing
>I start crying and yell "I know"
>Everyone is laughing at this point, even the manager.
>I run out of the theatre and towards the bus
>Miss it by a few seconds
>Someone is approaching me while I wait for the next bus
>It's the manager
>"Sir, here's your money"
>He's trying not to laugh
>I thank him
>As he walks away, he says "see you, PULL up to our theater at any time" while grinning
>While i'm sitting on the bus i'm thinking of good comebacks that I could've used.
>At home, too worked up to download the movie.
>My dad asks me why i'm home already
>I say "my friends couldn't make it, we'll watch it tomorrow instead"
>Next day I tell my dad that i'm going to the theater again
>I go outside and hide in the woods for 2 hours

>ask this cute girl from class on a date to the movies
>she accepts
>omgwtf.mp3
>we both meet up at the mall
>ask her if she wants to grab some food before watching the flick, says she already ate
>ask if she wants a smoothie, "no"
>pick a film, she gets out her purse
>tell her i will pay
>she declines but i keep insisting
>she says "whatever" and just walks away
>thought she was going home but she just ends up going to the toilet
>end up buying her a smoothie and candy while waiting for her
>she returns, give her the smoothie and candy
>"i didn't ask for this"
>tell her she will get thirsty
>talking like normal while waiting for film to start, just like in school
>thisisfuckingawesome
>lights go out, film starts
>ask her if she wants me to get her a pillow or another smoothie
>"no thanks"
>learn down and take her ankle
>she asks what im doing
>tell her i was going to give her a foot massage to make her comfortable
>tells me she doesn't want one
>okay.gif
>watch movie
>walking out after film ends, tell her how amazing the night has been for me
>"good"
>ask her if she wants to go get another smoothie or somethin
>she puts her hand on my chest and stops me
>"just so you know, i'm getting a ride home"
>"cool"
>says she'll see me in school and starts walking off
>go to grab her by the arm and pull her back to kiss me, but miss and grab the arm of her shirt and pull it
>she tells me to get the fuck off of her and to fuck off
>tell her to come back yell out that i'm sorry as she walks away like i was trying to rape her or something
>some beta faggot comes up to me and tells me that they are closing
>thisisallineed.winamp

i'll be seeing her tomorrow and have no idea what to do. as amazing as the night seemed, thinking back, she acted like a total bitch despite how nice i was being. please tell me all girls aren't like this and that nice guys actually stand a fucking chance

>Working out at the campus gym
>Doing bench, reppin' 350 like it's nothing
>Bitches eyeballin' the whole time
>What I have to assume was the campus anime club walks in
>They must be in the wrong place so I politely tell them to leave
>Stand off with some fucking aspie while his pathetic friends all get very interested in the walls, they all get quiet even the annoying bitch in the MCR shirt
>He's sweating and his voice is shaking, he has a DS in his hand
>Challenge him to a poke battle
>Fag is using dragons
>All I have are lvl 100 Ice pokemon
>Fuck him up super effectively
>One of the volley ball bitches eying me earlier starts tongue kissing me
>Anime fags sulk back to the art building

ALPHA AS FUCK

>eating with one hand
>masturbating with the other
>can't post
>uses dick
>ants crawl into urethra
>scream
>get up
>walk to bathroom
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
>clean self up
>walk back to computer
>piss and shit on the floor
>peach rings lodged themselves into computer
>/jp/ wants to fuck
>Richard Nixon rapes me
>spend 8 years in rehab
>diagnosed with autism
>live off government welfare
>burst into bears
FUCK YEAH

>13 years old
>Driving home from vacation with family and friends
>Cute 17 year old (brother's friend) lends me her copy of pokemonpinball to play on the way back
>For some reason I think this means she "likes" me
>During the trip her tit keeps rubbing on my shoulder
>Ignore it at first
>Keeps happening
>Think to myself "Ok, she obviously likes you, try something
>Everyone else in car asleep (except me, her, and mom who is driving)
>Slowly reach hand over and massage her tit
>She says nothing
>This continues for like 5 minutes, playing with her nipples etc
>RESTROOM BREAK
>Notice as we all get out she has tears in her eyes
>"Fuck fuck fuck, just leave her alone"
>Everyone gets back in car
>"Don't even touch her, just ign-"
>Tit rubs me as she is buckling up
>Take this as consent
>Mom starts driving, resume rubbing her tit
>Think to self "Todays the day you become a man anon!"
>Slowly move hand down from her tits to her pants
>Start rubbing her pussy
>Goes on for a few minutes
>Literally fingering her at this point
>He her whispering something
>"Please...anon.....please stop.....I'll call the police..."
>Look at her eyes
>Tears streaming down her face
>I essentially raped her
>5 years later my older brother ends up marrying her
>My face when ever family get togethers

Also, I never gave her back her pokemon.

>gets on the floor
>does the dinosaur
>spaghetti falls out of my pocket
>pick it up with my bear hands
>mvq I'm a bear
>mvq she's a bear
>she wants to fuck

>>7240902

>My best friend's dad buys her a PS3 on the launch date in 2007
>Her dad is sent to fight in Iraq
>He dies on December 3rd 2007
>Friend goes into a deep depression
>I stay and play video games with her
>She begins to change from a geeky and carefree girl to an out of control and attention seeking woman
>She starts to smoke and stops playing video games, while parties and whores herself to guys
>She stops hanging around with me
>I get angry and call if I can come over her place
>She sighs and says "Sure whatever".
>I go and talk to her about her terrible lifestyle and say "What do you think your father would think?"
>She says "I don't care about him".
>I say "What about that PS3 he brought you?!"
>She says "It doesn't even have any good games, it was a worthless thing to buy."
>I say, "You're a worthless daughter, your father would hate you".
>She grabs me and says "THEN WHY DON'T YOU FUCK ME LIKE MY DADDY DID?"
>I become confused, "What do you mean?"
>She yells, "HE MOLESTED ME AND USED THE PS3 TO KEEP ME QUIET!"
>I become frightened and attempt to leave
>She holds on to me and says "Don't leave me again,come on and fuck me daddy~"
>I get aroused and start fucking her while she pretends I'm her daddy.
>I say "You've been a bad girl..daddy has to punish you again.."
>She says "Daddy, that PS3 had no games, it's pretty useless"
>I say "Why don't you get that PS3 and hold it to your chest, I'll use my cum to punish it too".
>She grabs the PS3 and holds it tight to her chest
>I bust a fat load on her PS3 and some on her chest
>I force her to lick all the cum on the PS3 and use her feet to crush the console
>After the whole thing is done, I run out before it gets more disturbing.
>A week later, she kills herself

>go on /jp/
>see a shitty sion thread
>report it
>spaghetti falls out of my pocket
>pick it up with my bear hands
>i'm a bear
>sister walks in
>she wants to fuck