/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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“ “Ability to quickly teleport anywhere within a 12 foot radius” huh? Well, I can’t say I didn’t expect this from someone no stronger than a mere cockroach. You did not disappoint.”

Konngara stood over the monochromatic corpse of Daiyousei. Had to admit, even small fry like fairies being able to see through her disguise was a little embarrassing. Even if this annoying metallic spike of a horn wasn’t forever embedded onto her head, People would likely still sniff her out via her subpar acting skills. Bah! Whatever. She got what she came for anyway. It's been so long since she’s ever ventured out of her temple, of course you’ll be a bit rusty. She’ll have more than enough time later to practice. But right now, it's time to usurp Gensokyo's-

“Hello? Hey Konngara, you there?” asked Yachie. The Astral Knight had almost completely forgotten she was carrying one of these new fangled communication devices 24/7 per request of the people helping operate business for the Hakurei Shrine Experience™.

“Yes, I’m here. What do you need?”

“Where on earth are you right now? One minute you’re busy raking the leaves like I asked you to, then the next minute you’re completely gone! What gives?”

“One of the many annoying runts with wings stole my rake and ran off into a forest. I’ve only now just gotten it back-”

“THEN JUST GET A NEW ONE FROM THE BACK, YOU NITWIT! Are you trying to make me angry? Cause you won't like my otters when I’m angry.” The Lizardtailed Chick squawked with enough vitriol to level an entire building. “*sigh* Anyways, I was just calling in to notify you that Yukari and Kasen have arrived back from their abrupt exposition of the Old Capital. I think it was the first time I've ever seen Yakumo have a nose bleed. I’d seriously recommend using this as an opportunity to introduce yourself to them since you work here now. Whatdya think?”

“Depends. Is Kasen still a lobotomized animal lover?”

“I uh… I’ll take that as… We’ll be waiting by the Pond inside of the building. See you later.” Yachie said as she hung up the phone, facepalming. “...who the hell asks that kind of question? Is she trying to imply Kasen didn't always like animals?” The reptile mumbled.

“Hey, you alright? You got a little heated back there. Who the heck was that on the other side of the walkie?” The unnamed kappa who was just chilling next to the Jidiao questioned.

“It’s Konngara, the new guy with the dumb hornhead. Can barely even look at her in the eyes anymore without giving myself conniptions. I'm not sure what’s going on with her exactly, but some screws are missing in that thing’s head. I think I might need to start figuring out a plan on how to eliminate her from the premises soon.”