/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The Captain and folklore: The legends and stories and tales about Drowning and killing and sinking are all bullshit. The truth is Captain Murasa likes to visit fishermen alone on the open sea and spend time with them. This includes blowing them, french kissing them, getting fucked in every position both above and below deck, and navigating to nearby uninhabited islands and fucking on shore for day on end. In order to cover the fact that they were fucking a young girl senseless until both of them passed out the sailors began telling stories upon returning days late back to port about ship specters, angry vengeful water spirits and battling cursed oceans. So now you know. The Captain pleasures salty old men and salty old men pleasure the Captain.