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>>2755128

drunk haruna?

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it.
For the sake of argument, let's assume it's Tsunku's.
Anyways, you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the ear. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your ear again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis ruptures your eardrum and wrecks your cochlea, and you begin to lose your sense of balance.
That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what listening to H!P crap has become.