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A child molesting Catholic priest was teaching a class at a seminary on latin poetry.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship the Lord and accept that he is our sheperd, our strength, our judge and our protector!”

At this moment, a brave, intelligent, militant atheist honour student who had debated 1500 hours in rethoric class and understood the inanity of prayers and fully supported all philosophical conclusions reached by Richard Dawkins stood up and held up a note with a strange graffiti on it.

”Father, answer my question right now. Is it true that God is just, all-merciful and omnipotent?”

The arrogant priest smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “Of course He is, Michael. Was that all you wanted to ask?”

”Wrong. My dad, my mom, my imouto, they were all slaughtered on Christmas Eve. If God exists and, as you say, He is just and omnipotent… then why did he let Devil-worshippers murder them?”

The priest was visibly shaken, and dropped his whiplash and copy of the Book of Job. He stormed out of the room crying those catholic crocodile tears. He wished so much that he could relieve his frustration through onanism, but he himself had preached against it!

The students applauded and all joined the anti-Xian secret society that day and accepted Satan as their lord and master. A serpent named “Eligor” slithered into the room and coiled around the inverted crucifix and shed a drop of semen on the icon of the Holy Mother. A black mass was held several times, and Lucifer himself showed up and led demonic orgies across the country.

The priest lost his ordination and was defrocked the next day. He was accused of sexually assaulting his altar boy and was tossed into jail for eternity.