/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11861403
Maybe you should have thought about that before buying an empty scabbard.

UMU

Best thread on /jp/ right now.

>>10557267

>>10444920

>>9918031
I did nothing wrong, she's an arrogant whore, now she can be beautiful forever, on my floor, and make people stare at her beauty forever, on my floor, and never get old, on my floor.

Everyone profits.

>>9765799
Show me your dik

Hey NEETs. If somebody you didn't like or find attractive raped you would you be able to hold back your orgasm?

>>9700254
What game is that saber from?
I'm playing Fate extra

>>9604345
How about this pose?

>>9586577
3/10

ass dump

Who AHOGE here?

>>9450923
The powerlevel in nasuverse is pointless
MC always win

Why is Nero your favorite Saber?

So, where can I buy a "sfw" (plain white) dakimakura dear /jp/?

If you turned into a girl, how long do you think you can go without seeking real sex?

You can choose one:

-Red Saber, but you can't touch, she won't respond to lewd orders no matter what, command seals included, she live with you a year, not requests nor food, refuse to help you with house labor and will fuck off for a day if one of you get mad although she may help you in a dirty business if needed.

-Lily Saber, only for cuddling, if you dare to touch her in a obscene manner she will slap you painfully, and I mean truly painfully, will help you with home labor but clumsily, eats a lot and you have to afford it somehow, say bye to figmas or get a job if you don't have lots of money already, clumsy enough to kill you both if she ever has to fight or gets nervous. Such is the price of moe.
Lives with you for 3 years.

-Classical blue Saber at the cost of any outside source of income that's not a job, huge mana lecher, you will require to sleep 12 hours every day at least to not die, she will do her best to clean but won't do peasant jobs nor anything illegal, allows you to do "mana transfusions" from time to time, if you ever can't afford a roof for her or food she will banish.. Lives with you for 6 months.

>>8944257
Best pasta is best.

>>8934007
http://exhentai.org/g/484069/127c97c728/