/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45746561
the big cheese

>>44828760
Greetings and salutations. We, as a collective, have decided to write this to you to inform you on who we are, what we are doing, and our goals. First, we would like to state that we are rattus, or in laymens terms, rats, a genus of muroid rodents, all typically called rats. However, the term rat can also be applied to rodent species outside of this genus, so it is difficult to distinct which one of these we are. I do believe that it is not important to specify which one we are at this current time; What is more important for you to know is that our activities, which include preying on whomever we deem fit, stalking said entity, crime, hooliganism, and general mischief all occur at night, as is typical for a natural species such as ourselves. To this, and to all rats who may hear us, we say: Stand your ground, rats, for this is what we fight for; For our spirit, our laws, and our ways. Now, cry havok and let slip the rats of war, for heaven, hell and all to hear us, we cry out: We're the rats!

Greetings. What you are reading now are the words of the leader of the aforementioned rats. Tremble in fear, for I have gained, through sheer mass and power, the respect and authority over all other rattus kind! Woe be to you for obtaining a foe such as myself, as I alone hold the power to govern these rats, and woe be to you once more for even thinking to make an enemy of all rats, for our reputation as an invasive species proceeds us, and it is here, now, at the midnight hour that you shall learn the true definition of this!

Without mercy, we shall enact tomfoolery, horseplay, fooling, pranks, antics, and general capering on your hapless establishment known only by ours truly and by those who have been unfortunate to be the subject of our harassment and skylarking in the past and lived to have told the tale. There will be no end to the general vibrant and youthful hooliganism me and all my fellow skallywags shall enact upon everyone and every entity that we see here; Abandon all hope, fools!

>>44168738
Certainly, Anon posting a somewhat familiar but probably innocuous normal mouse girl!
Happy Birthday

KC (and morality) said no edgey grimderp killing, but what about other crimes? I want to be a globetrotting master thief, plundering Order strongholds, or Vampire castles or....wait, isn't that just being an adventurer?

>>42991660
crime does pay

>>42249047
i understand goblin hierarchy better where the one with the largest breasts rules

>>42107864
I think Large Mouse is in my walls again

>>41017279
They're Bri*ish.

Mice only steal what they can't afford!

>>37423066
It's hard being a guard in Raht City, the officials are all corrupt, leading to the city guard being underfunded. While all the rodents are one step ahead of you, either squeezing through narrow spaces you can't follow them through, or being given a map showing your patrol route, resulting in you getting ambushed and siring lots of daughters.

Greetings and salutations. We, as a collective, have decided to write this to you to inform you on who we are, what we are doing, and our goals. First, we would like to state that we are rattus, or in laymens terms, rats, a genus of muroid rodents, all typically called rats. However, the term rat can also be applied to rodent species outside of this genus, so it is difficult to distinct which one of these we are. I do believe that it is not important to specify which one we are at this current time; What is more important for you to know is that our activities, which include preying on whomever we deem fit, stalking said entity, crime, hooliganism, and general mischief all occur at night, as is typical for a natural species such as ourselves. To this, and to all rats who may hear us, we say: Stand your ground, rats, for this is what we fight for; For our spirit, our laws, and our ways. Now, cry havok and let slip the rats of war, for heaven, hell and all to hear us, we cry out: We're the rats!

Greetings. What you are reading now are the words of the leader of the aforementioned rats. Tremble in fear, for I have gained, through sheer mass and power, the respect and authority over all other rattus kind! Woe be to you for obtaining a foe such as myself, as I alone hold the power to govern these rats, and woe be to you once more for even thinking to make an enemy of all rats, for our reputation as an invasive species proceeds us, and it is here, now, at the midnight hour that you shall learn the true definition of this!

Without mercy, we shall enact tomfoolery, horseplay, fooling, pranks, antics, and general capering on your hapless establishment known only by ours truly and by those who have been unfortunate to be the subject of our harassment and skylarking in the past and lived to have told the tale. There will be no end to the general vibrant and youthful hooliganism me and all my fellow skallywags shall enact upon everyone and every entity that we see here; Abandon all hope, fools!

Rats.
We're rats.
We're the rats.
We pray at night,
We stalk at night.
We're the rats.
I'm the giant rat that makes all of da rules.
Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into!

Guys tell me if this is weird:

My city's constructing a great tower as basically a flex. And one day some stranger of a man came to our city and offered that he can complete the rest of the tower in just a day if in return he adds some bell as a dedication to his culture's god. And lo and behold, the next morning the tower is complete with that bell. But just this last night, the bell from the completed tower started going- BONG GONG BONG!!!

Basically, the bell from that stranger rang lowly then super loud for thirteen times and now there's news that Mouse Mamono have been spotted around at night. Surely this is fake news and bullshit, right?

Guys tell me if this is weird:

My city's constructing a great tower as basically a flex. And one day some stranger of a man came to our city and offered that he can complete the rest of the tower in just a day if in return he adds some bell as a dedication to his culture's god. And lo and behold, the next morning the tower is complete with that bell. But just this last night, the bell from the completed tower started going- BONG GONG BONG!!!

Basically, the bell from that stranger rang lowly then super loud for thirteen times and now there's news that Mouse Mamono have been spotted around at night. Surely this is fake news and bullshit, right?

>>34153034
>Get tons of fake wallets
>Write your address and little hearts on pieces of paper
>Walk through the local thieves guild territory and feel your pockets getting lighter
All that's left is wearing loose pjs when sleeping that night

Black, black, everything, everything
All black, everything, everything
All black, everything, everything
All black, everything, everything, black

>>32848863

Ear Nibbles > Neck Kisses > Head scratches > Headpats > sex of any kind

>>29600836
>There are no low tier monsters.
Pfft, what's one little Mouse gonna do?

>>24370453
It's more their style to case your place, then sneak into your bed at night.

>Whaddya mean? I didn't do nuthin' officer! Ya got the wrong Mouse!

>>23506620
I want a mary sue monster that's a weaker monster species.

>>23237428
Smol monsters are good for easy transportation, it's true.

That's why I always carry around a Mouse Thief, just in case I need some thieving to be done. They're small and you can pay them in cheese wedges.

>>23186040
>Cheese and whiskers! Caught again!

>>23024655
>Micegirls and catgirls would be into that.

It would be nice to be an infamous, high level Rogue and have Mouse/Rat Girls around the world fangirl over you. Keeping wanted posters of you next to their bed and having lewd dreams involving you not wearing much clothing.