/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Recent news in MGC:
>Research in cold blooded monsters that forced their husbands sleep inside the sweater for warm revealed human boys are incredibly weak to body contact restricted by tight sweaters, specially if their heads are patted during the process
>A scientifical study by wurms proved that 99% of the couples interviewed when attempting this caused the same results. The wives are incredibly happy their stubborn husbands become drooling deredere cumpumps once stroked inside a sweater
>Jinko protesters have started a movement claiming shoving a human inside the sweater is “humiliating”, destroying their honor and that humans are not “bellywarmers”. The protest broke down after a 28 years-old human boy had a boner in public over the exposed tiger abs of the leader, causing the Jinkos to drop to their base instincts and rape the man
>Due to the above all sweaters have been sold out. Demon teasurers say the numbers don’t match and the supply didn’t meet the demand. Dark Elf officers started an operation and leads indicate the Lilim council may have coerced the stores to gain priority in the sweaters. The Lilim Council didn’t respond but were later seen by passerby going to by ice creams.
>Some humans complain that they are adults and are not weak to naked cuddlinng inside sweaters. The reports of the legal momsters of every single one of those humans indicate they actually sleep every night inside the sweaters.

I just want to be shoved inside a sweater. Maybe even her by head patted as she reassures me she will warm me up for the night