/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This fucking dork. Please don't ever graduate.

Fuck off furfag, get better bait.

>>20541899
Yupiel is the fucking best.

Well here's a recipe for disaster.
Marry 1 parts Cheshire and Vampire each.

Is that too much smug?

>>18442431
>Yuki-Onna gets mad and summons the GINYU TOKUSENTAI
>A quintet of chuuni monster lolis appear and start doing poses
>A Holstaur, Large Mouse, Hornet, Barometz and Ice Queen

>>18374240
Red Dragons are basically like gender swapping Smaug and taking the Smug up to 11.

>>18275015
>Loli, Dark Elf, and Amazon on that list

>>18133751
I don't have a proper Nacho or Gaunt picture so this'll have to suffice for how smug I need them to be

>>18082211
>Thinking calling Ilassa a whore will result in rape
You poor, poor deluded fool. See, Ilassa isn't the sort to get on all fours and pursue you like a cock lusting slut after you try to insult her. Oh no, no no. She's the kind who prefers the agonizingly slow, torturous method of breaking men.

Deep beneath the warm sandstone and basalt of Arum Sedis, away from prying eyes, you'd find a new life. Full of being bound in various positions like suspended shrimp tie rope bondage, the rack, and various sorts of other sensory deprivation scenarios. Oh, the sweet and sensually delicious torture she'd have for you, like edging you for hours or even days on end. Or basting you like a holiday turkey in the same aphrodisiac fluid that the Demon Realm Scorpions use to make your entire body feel like your foreskin as it rubs up and down on your cock's helmet.

Only when your mind is consumed with the idea and want of fucking the Lady of Sedis will she possibly indulge you. Only to leave you to the Dark Elf supplicants that worship her like a Living Goddess. Hope you like big families, Anon.

>>18017036
You're cuter when you're tsun.

>>17967590
At least this wouldn't be the first time you blueballed your audience.

>>17772216
I wonder who's behind this post

>UQ Holder finally getting an anime
>Best girl Evangeline McDowell coming back
>Smug loli vampire from Negima
>Remember Yupiel-sama and the intense love for her
>Smug loli vampire who's maximum oversmug
>Both she and Evangeline are best girls

Anons... there may be a problem here.

>>17642702
>minecraft

>this all started because someone was upset that monsterboys weren't accepted

>>17025543
>Claims it gives the same benefits as any other installation killing equipment
>People tested it and claim it works well with a combination of the others like Type 3 and WG
>Tanaka continuously makes Installation Bosses that don't get affected by it
He is such an asshole and its hilarious.