/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14876781
I'll give my oshi all 3 of my centimeters.

>watching AKB Show
>Takamina x Jurina talk corner
>okay why not
>Jurina: You know, fans have been telling me I've gotten prettier.
>Takamina: How funny, I've also been told that I've gotten cuter lately.
Seriously, busubabas?

>>14455850
Don't worry /k/ bro. I'm sure there are lots of girls out there who want to own guns to make up for not having a big dick. I mean, they don't even HAVE dicks!

Baito is so fucking based +bh.

1st they trick the youths of Nihon into working at shitty no-benefit jobs with qt actors, in response to the island nation's aging population.

Then they promote this "looks > all" ideology.

Sign me up to be honest (desu).

>>14255701
>http://marsubber.blogspot.mx/2015/04/mar-sub-goes-to-handshake-event-green.html
>Hello, I'm from the Philippines.
Dude's a complete amateur.

ALL you need to do at a handshake event, is to tell them, "Fish me kudasai."

After that, you'll either get a slice of heaven, or they'll S you for how pathetic you are, which is a slice of heaven in itself.

Realistically, a single ticket is not enough to have a conversation. Your oshi is not going to remember you. So the best you can hope for is to get a single good interaction.

You know what goes well with an old-fashioned /jp/ debate? Fresh reaction faces! Let's start with Pizza-kun's oshimen.

Pls delete from your HDD after 24 hrs tho. I wouldn't want you to grow dependent on me.