/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38255173
Middle-aged danuki

>>37748776
No idea why, she very clearly is interested in purchasing

>>37209771
>>37209784
>25 nukibucks have been added to your accounts

>>36039175
They are trustworthy and can be counted on to provide quality goods and services with no risk of ulterior motives?

>Anyways Anon, here's your receipt
>But I didn't buy anything
>It's a receipt for you

>Anon continued to type away on his keyboard, blissfully unaware of the massive sums of money moving around as the various danuki crime families competed over control over the territory that contained his home

If you're not careful, she is gonna buy you without your consent

Uh oh Anon, looks like that file you downloaded put your information and self up for auction on the dark web. And a certain foreign racoon just dropped a LOT of money on the buyout, hope you like the zipangu lifestyle

>>34120084
Yeah, Mrs. Nuki does. Why don't they tell you about the law where if an unmarried guy gets kissed by a mamono they're instantly wed? I didn't know that checking her temperature using my forehead would end up like this!

I'm covering your meal today boyim. Ah-ah~ no buts! Now come on over to Ms Nuki's table, it's only right to eat with the one who purchased your dood!

>>33994130
>If I wanted espresso today I wouldn't have come with all this cash
>Now give me a doubleshot so I can cum with something else

Hello boyim, what do you have for sale today?