/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How to get an apophis wife fast and easy
>Go up to pharaoh
>Yell that apophises are superior
>Has you sent to the snake pit filled with apophises

>Be desert king
>Worry about apophises
>Could they do to me what they do to pharaohs
>Decide on the best course to take
>Find and propose to an apophis
>Have a grand wedding
>And an equally grand honeymoon
>Knock her up
>Now she’ll be too busy rearing our kids to overthrow me
>And she won’t be able to scheme with me so close

I don’t like how my mother, the pharaoh, treats apophises. She just tosses them into the apophis put and leaves them to rot but she won’t listen to me about setting them free, that’s why I’m going to go free those apolhises myself and show mother they’re not all bad

Is presenting a bound and gagged pharaoh to an apophis a good marriage proposal or would that take out all the fun of capturing the pharaoh herself?