/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>31977724
No one ever debunked the Gura is pregnant Rrat.

>>31225616
OUUUUHHHHHH GURA'S FULL TUMMY

I stay out of /jp/ for 3 days just to open and see a subtle roommate trolling in OP.
You are better than this

>>30606449
Fuck it
EROTIC PREGNANT BELLY UUUUOOOOHHHHHHHH

GUYS SHE'S PUTTING THE RING FIT ON HER BELLY TO MEASURE THE BABY'S HEARTRATE

GURA WILL BE GIVING BIRTH LIVE ON STREAM

>>30051572
He said it was too low effort to send it to her

>>29861741
>>29861801
I hope so, i think she would have a few laughs with pregnancy and avocado

Evidence that Gura is pregnant so far
>Eats a bizzaro diet that specifically highlights overly sweet things as well as nutrient rich foods such as salmon and ginger and avocados, indicating frequent and drastic fluctuations in her preferred tastes, possibly the most well known symptom of pregnancy
>Has extremely low stamina, sits down as frequently as possible to alleviate the weight on her tiny feet, only recently started standing up to sing
>Mood swings, Minecraft stream 14/11/2020 1:12
>sensitive to overly loud music so she does acoustic quite a bit
>Doesn't like even weak flashing lights as seen in the Whistleblower stream, got sick from smash bros, pregnant women vomit quite easily
>Always plays games which feature pregnant characters or breeding mechanics, because pregnancy is actually her fetish and she can't hide it completely
>Constantly fidgeting with her feet, pregnant women often get minor inflammation in their feet and they become somewhat sensitive, this is due to the added weight and also the hormones
>She has said herself that she's "heavy"
>Has been doing the "baby check" bit since nearly her debut, it's not a joke or she would've abandoned it after Amnesia cause you know she lacks the attention span to make callbacks like that
>"Screans "Daddy's home!" to cover up the door opening and closing when her actual baby daddy comes home
>Got flustered when Ame mentioned getting married and having a family in Stardew Valley
>Always says "oh baby" or "yeah baby" because she can't help but drop us hints
>Poor bladder control, yet consumes a significantly larger amount of liquid than someone her size should need
>Is clearly enamored with the idea of growing things and taking care of them, extremely strong maternal instincts that didn't exist before, (Have become EXTREMELY evident recently)
>Clearly has the habits of a boared housewife, penny pinching amatuer home cook and gardener, spends all day singing and playing games and cleaning her house
>Doesn’t go outside much, probably embarassed to walk around in public with her belly since she's so self concious normally and pregnancy only makes it worse
>Literally orders for two at Mcdonalds
>"itches" from inside (read baby kicking)
>Has trouble sleeping cause there's no comfortable position to lay down with a pregnant belly
>Lives in a home large enough for a family, probably wants a family of 5 or 6
>Talks introspectively about her past, embarassed of that time when she wasn't being true to her desires for a simple family life
>Gets leg cramps, extremely common for pregnant women due to the sudden increase in weight
>Refers to herself as "mommy"
>Breast expansion fetish, probably excited for her own breasts to grow during pregnancy
>Craves kitkats, French fries, once ate 50+ marshmallows at once
>Stomach constantly makes noises, very often due to the bizzare mix of food pregnant women consume
>gets cold easily, poor little heart is probably bareley strong enough to circulate blood for her and the baby
>slouches in her chair, probably can't sit up straight out of habit but also because her belly gets in the way
>Eats entire melon, very good for pregnant women
>Wakes up at random hours, could be hikineet, could be tired mom to be, the chances are 50/50
>ADHD like symptoms are common for first time pregnant women, they often get extremely scatterbrained during the second trimester when the hormone kick is in full effect
>Loves "watching things grow," finds it extremely satisfying
>Went for a jog and had to jog in 1 minute bursts before getting too tired
>"filled" with feelings of self doubt, very common anxiety for expecting mothers and funny analogy
>"Wants it bigger", possibly a reference to either her breasts or belly, possibly overall family size, also possibly vegetables
>Clearly loves children, crazy cat lady, crazy baby lady, baby fever spreading to other animals?
>Sore throat, mild congestion, very common as side effects to pregnancy
>No, sleeping on her belly does not automatically mean she isn't pregnant, the womb is very structurally sound actually.
>Her tummy feels funny

Did I miss anything?

>>29688281

>>29188065
For as long as i have memory i will be thankful to the anon who drew these pregnant Gura images

I can't believe Gura keeps playing games where big muscle men chase her around dark rooms and choke her what did she mean by this

>>28985429
Guras belly!

>>28983867
There aint much

>>28946215
Impregnating gura...

>>28908132
Very small, I bought one just to record the schitzoposter vocaroo.

>>28900189
Pregnant gura to lift your spirits anon

>>28894394
She needs to eat properly to make sure our babies are healthy

>>28865208
>>28865357
Slowly it happens

Baby time

>>28848946
I'm drawfagging that last one in an hour or so, don't worry anon we all feel it.

>>28816257
Truly based

>>28812423
Gura took tonight off because she started getting pregnancy cravings for peanutbutter burgers and mint gum

My new preamp came in I'll try doing a V3 remaster of the narrative seller. If there are any jokes I've missed that need to be added to the script please tell me.

"Hello, schitzoposter, I am going into jp and I want your strongest narratives."
"My narratives are too strong for you, gosling."
"schitzoposter, I tell you I am going into JP, and I want only your strongest narratives."
"You can't handle my narratives. They're too strong for you."
"schitzoposter, listen to me; I want only your strongest narratives."
"My narrative would kill you, gosling. You cannot handle my narratives."
"schitzoposter, enough of these games. I'm going into jp and I need your strongest narratives."
"My strongest narratives would kill you, gosling. You can't handle my strongest narratives. You'd better go to a schitzoposter that sells weaker narratives."
"schitzoposter, I'm telling you right now; I'm going into jp and I need only your strongest narratives."
"You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest narratives will kill a mod, let alone a gosling. You need a seller that sells weaker narratives, because my narratives are too strong."
"schitzoposter, I'm telling you I need your strongest narratives. I'm going into jp! I'm going to shitpost and I need your strongest narratives!"
"You can't handle my strongest narratives! No one can! My strongest narratives are fit for a rrat let alone a goslings."
"schitzoposter, what do I have to tell you to get your narratives? Why won't you trust me with your strongest narratives, schitzoposter? I need them if I'm to be successful in the thread!"
"I can't give you my strongest narratives because my strongest narratives are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest."
"Well then that's it, schitzoposter. I'll go elsewhere. I'll do reps for my narratives."
"That's what you'd better do."
"I'll do reps for my narratives and I'll never come back!"
"Good. You're not welcome here! My narratives are only for the strongest and you're clearly not of the strongest you're clearly the weakest."
"You've had your say, schitzoposter but I'll have mine. You're a rat, you're a rat with no respect for goslings. No respect for anything... except your narratives!"
"Why respect goslings... when my narratives can do anything that you can."