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I feel betrayed by anyone who has ever said Kyonyuu Fantasy has good writing or good stories. Once again I am reminded that one can simply not trust the general consensus on these kinds of things, though to be fair I should have realized that people would be more inclined to praise a game if it's filled with hot big-titted babes having sex with the MC.

I'll keep this brief. I started playing these games because I like big tits and divine beings having sex. Kyonyuu Fantasy 3 tempted me with Athena & co being heroines until eventually I caved. What I was met with was a series with incredibly stupid writing. 頭が悪いテキスト as they would say in the land of the rising sun. Yes, to be clear, I am an elite JOP that knows Japanese. I've been reading this kinda shit for six years, and despite being an ignorant hairy gaijin, even I was put off by how awful the writing in this game was - the literal prose itself gave me a headache. It legitimately feels like it was written by a middle schooler and I mean that sincerely - it reminds me a lot of Narou works written by young people. Honestly, it has worse writing than a Narou work my JSL friend wrote, but that's getting off topic.

Basically, the lines are bland and short. They carry very little description and feel like an Orc trying to grunt out a story. The protagonists all sound like people with mental disabilities, and I don't even say that to be edgy, they sincerely remind of me of cavemen." Big boobs! I wanna fuck big boobs! You. You smell good. Lemme fuck big boobs!" is actual dialogue you will hear from them, with only a little exaggeration on my part.

Even looking past the blandness and chunkiness of the prose though, the writing itself is still trash - the characters and plot are awful. The characters are one dimensional and have zero depth. They never say anything interesting. When the MC or his male pals joke around it's stupid puns that aren't clever. The heroines fall for MC over nothing, sounding like stupid teens the whole time. The plot itself is stupid. Things happen in quick sequence and involve a respectable number of male characters, which is why I think some people are quick to say KF has good writing. In reality, though, the plots are paper thin and beyond the fact that stuff is happening (which is admittedly not something all VNs can boast), there's nothing even remotely good about them. Villains are uninteresting. There's no real drama or meaningful stakes in the overarching plot. It's just the protagonist going from one place to another while fucking big tit girls in a way that accomplishes his goal somehow.

None of this is unique for a nukige, but what's unique is how Kyonyuu Fantasy is hailed as THE nukige fantasy series. It's hailed as having great plots with above average writing. Even the translators at Mangagamer suck KF's dick, which is baffling to me. Now that I've actually played them, I feel betrayed by almost the entire nukige community - which I say with some intentional exaggeration, but seriously, I've never seen a single bad word about Kyonyuu Fantasy. Just overwhelming praise, when in reality it sucks.

Look, I get it. The art is good, and everyone loves a pervy dude going around fucking hot girls during an ascent in power. It's dumb fun. And I do appreciate that Kyonyuu Fantasy attempts to have a plot with a decent number of male characters. I can respect it. But holy FUCK do people overrate it for those reasons. Holy FUCK! It's so bad! The writing is some of the worst I've ever seen any VN! They may try, but holy FUCK do they fail! It's just... God, it's just so bad! I can hardly even believe myself just how much this series fucking sucks. I have to keep opening the game and re-reading scenes to remind myself that indeed, it was written by a middle schooler and every characters sounds brain damaged.

Jesus. Anyway, I'm done. I just wanted to yell into the void that I was shocked and emotionally traumatized by how much a beloved franchise sucked dick. God damn what a disappointment. I was so excited to go through the three KF3 games and now I won't be playing the other two of them in disgust.

I feel betrayed by anyone who has ever said Kyonyuu Fantasy has good writing or good stories. Once again I am reminded that one can simply not trust the general consensus on these kinds of things, though to be fair I should have realized that people would be more inclined to praise a game if it's filled with hot big-titted babes having sex with the MC.

I'll keep this brief. I started playing these games because I like big tits and divine beings having sex. Kyonyuu Fantasy 3 tempted me with Athena & co being heroines until eventually I caved. What I was met with was a series with incredibly stupid writing. 頭が悪いテキスト as they would say in the land of the rising sun. Yes, to be clear, I am an elite JOP that knows Japanese. I've been reading this kinda shit for six years, and despite being an ignorant hairy gaijin, even I was put off by how awful the writing in this game was - the literal prose itself gave me a headache. It legitimately feels like it was written by a middle schooler and I mean that sincerely - it reminds me a lot of Narou works written by young people. Honestly, it has worse writing than a Narou work my JSL friend wrote, but that's getting off topic.

Basically, the lines are bland and short. They carry very little description and feel like an Orc trying to grunt out a story. The protagonists all sound like people with mental disabilities, and I don't even say that to be edgy, they sincerely remind of me of cavemen." Big boobs! I wanna fuck big boobs! You. You smell good. Lemme fuck big boobs!" is actual dialogue you will hear from them, with only a little exaggeration on my part.

Even looking past the blandness and chunkiness of the prose though, the writing itself is still trash - the characters and plot are awful. The characters are one dimensional and have zero depth. They never say anything interesting. When the MC or his male pals joke around it's stupid puns that aren't clever. The heroines fall for MC over nothing, sounding like stupid teens the whole time. The plot itself is stupid. Things happen in quick sequence and involve a respectable number of male characters, which is why I think some people are quick to say KF has good writing. In reality, though, the plots are paper thin and beyond the fact that stuff is happening (which is admittedly not something all VNs can boast), there's nothing even remotely good about them. Villains are uninteresting. There's no real drama or meaningful stakes in the overarching plot. It's just the protagonist going from one place to another while fucking big tit girls in a way that accomplishes his goal somehow.

None of this is unique for a nukige, but what's unique is how Kyonyuu Fantasy is hailed as THE nukige fantasy series. It's hailed as having great plots with above average writing. Even the translators at Mangagamer suck KF's dick, which is baffling to me. Now that I've actually played them, I feel betrayed by almost the entire nukige community - which I say with some intentional exaggeration, but seriously, I've never seen a single bad word about Kyonyuu Fantasy. Just overwhelming praise, when in reality it sucks.

Look, I get it. The art is good, and everyone loves a pervy dude going around fucking hot girls during an ascent in power. It's dumb fun. And I do appreciate that Kyonyuu Fantasy attempts to have a plot with a decent number of male characters. I can respect it. But holy FUCK do people overrate it for those reasons. Holy FUCK! It's so bad! The writing is some of the worst I've ever seen any VN! They may try, but holy FUCK do they fail! It's just... God, it's just so bad! I can hardly even believe myself just how much this series fucking sucks. I have to keep opening the game and re-reading scenes to remind myself that indeed, it was written by a middle schooler and every characters sounds brain damaged.

Jesus. Anyway, I'm done. I just wanted to yell into the void that I was shocked and emotionally traumatized by how much a beloved franchise sucked dick. God damn what a disappointment. I was so excited to go through the three KF3 games and now I won't be playing the other two of them in disgust.

I feel betrayed by anyone who has ever said Kyonyuu Fantasy has good writing or good stories. Once again I am reminded that one can simply not trust the general consensus on these kinds of things, though to be fair I should have realized that people would be more inclined to praise a game if it's filled with hot big-titted babes having sex with the MC.

I'll keep this brief. I started playing these games because I like big tits and divine beings having sex. Kyonyuu Fantasy 3 tempted me with Athena & co being heroines until eventually I caved. What I was met with was a series with incredibly stupid writing. 頭が悪いテキスト as they would say in the land of the rising sun. Yes, to be clear, I am an elite JOP that knows Japanese. I've been reading this kinda shit for six years, and despite being an ignorant hairy gaijin, even I was put off by how awful the writing in this game was - the literal prose itself gave me a headache. It legitimately feels like it was written by a middle schooler and I mean that sincerely - it reminds me a lot of Narou works written by young people. Honestly, it has worse writing than a Narou work my JSL friend wrote, but that's getting off topic.

Basically, the lines are bland and short. They carry very little description and feel like an Orc trying to grunt out a story. The protagonists all sound like people with mental disabilities, and I don't even say that to be edgy, they sincerely remind of me of cavemen." Big boobs! I wanna fuck big boobs! You. You smell good. Lemme fuck big boobs!" is actual dialogue you will hear from them, with only a little exaggeration on my part.

Even looking past the blandness and chunkiness of the prose though, the writing itself is still trash - the characters and plot are awful. The characters are one dimensional and have zero depth. They never say anything interesting. When the MC or his male pals joke around it's stupid puns that aren't clever. The heroines fall for MC over nothing, sounding like stupid teens the whole time. The plot itself is stupid. Things happen in quick sequence and involve a respectable number of male characters, which is why I think some people are quick to say KF has good writing. In reality, though, the plots are paper thin and beyond the fact that stuff is happening (which is admittedly not something all VNs can boast), there's nothing even remotely good about them. Villains are uninteresting. There's no real drama or meaningful stakes in the overarching plot. It's just the protagonist going from one place to another while fucking big tit girls in a way that accomplishes his goal somehow.

None of this is unique for a nukige, but what's unique is how Kyonyuu Fantasy is hailed as THE nukige fantasy series. It's hailed as having great plots with above average writing. Even the translators at Mangagamer suck KF's dick, which is baffling to me. Now that I've actually played them, I feel betrayed by almost the entire nukige community - which I say with some intentional exaggeration, but seriously, I've never seen a single bad word about Kyonyuu Fantasy. Just overwhelming praise, when in reality it sucks.

Look, I get it. The art is good, and everyone loves a pervy dude going around fucking hot girls during an ascent in power. It's dumb fun. And I do appreciate that Kyonyuu Fantasy attempts to have a plot with a decent number of male characters. I can respect it. But holy FUCK do people overrate it for those reasons. Holy FUCK! It's so bad! The writing is some of the worst I've ever seen any VN! They may try, but holy FUCK do they fail! It's just... God, it's just so bad! I can hardly even believe myself just how much this series fucking sucks. I have to keep opening the game and re-reading scenes to remind myself that indeed, it was written by a middle schooler and every characters sounds brain damaged.

Jesus. Anyway, I'm done. I just wanted to yell into the void that I was shocked and emotionally traumatized by how much a beloved franchise sucked dick. God damn what a disappointment. I was so excited to go through the three KF3 games and now I won't be playing the other two of them in disgust.