/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10290499
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

>>9456206
I actually had a dream with her last week and was amazed that I met her so and the reason I walked away was because I just didn't expect that kind of reply and was at a loss of words of what to say, but when I finally came to and was going to ask her out she was already gone.
It was kind of like this picture.

The best trio.

Nobody expects her.

I see this thread twice a day and I only visit /jp/ once per day.

>>6059155
ZUN is just waiting for the right moment. Right when nobody expects it. He did the same with the three fairies.

Touhou Three Mischievous Fairy- 3D male version

Alright, fine.

But only because you made me and only a quick peek, ok?

>>5918849

Well, what can I say?

>>5694013
I wasn't expecting that.

Also OP, no we don't.

Lesbian sex.
Or dicks.

Or even...

Confirmed for Touhou 13

Little Stallman was into hacking LISP since he was young. Every birthday he would get more and realistic and bigger LISP toys. Before his 18th birthday, he thought it was time and asked his dad for a real LISP. Dad says ``well, we'll see what we can do''.
So, on his 18th birthday, he doesn't get a real LISP. He finds a secret area of hax in his gift box instead. At first, Stallman's little pissed, but later he gradually becomes more and more fond of his secret area of hax, like a real man.
Years later, Sussman is 30, he has a job at MIT and is still a virgin. One day, he is LISPing cudders when he sees a house burning. Not thinking much, he pulls out his huge black snake-like penis, slams it on the ground, and yells **JOIN US NOW AND SHARE THE SOFTWARE, YOU'LL BE FREE HACKERS, YOU'LL BE FREE**. He then harnesses his cock and cums all over the house, putting out the fire.
Naturally, The Sussman is shocked at what just happened. One fellow approaches Sussman and asks: ``Woah dude, how did you do that?''
Sussman replies: ``Have you read your GNU Emacs Manual today, son?'' and the Sussman was forever indebted to Stallman.

My face when you saw Kogasa in that position.