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So Umineko really is going to have a Homolust end.

Great!

>>5846372
You can't fool me, i know you want it!

Not if the men get you first.

>>5728223
Delicious reverse trap.

Likewise, all these pics become strait.

>>5591167
Kinda like how all the Yaoi fan girls slowly started to go after AmakusaXBattler with the slow realization that Kanon was a girl. Best part is that pretty boys look so female that you can't tell the difference between male Kanon Yaoi crap and female Kanon straight stuff that often.

Battler will steal Jessica's boyfriend, it is destined to be so.

I got a laugh the other day when someone mentioned the irony in the fact that yaoi fan-girls made the majority of fanart for the main heterosexual couple.

Just watch, Battler confesses that he is gay and in love with Kanon, only to be counter confessed that Kanon is a flat chested girl.

>>4553004
Either Kanon is a trap or a reverse-trap, this can only end good. Also Kanontrice is the only good possible ending as of present.

I don't believe in this Shkanon crap. I'm disgusted nobody has mentioned Kanontrice yet, just you wait until it is revealed as the correct option!

>>4471235
Nope, all hints actually point to Kanon being Beatrice. That said, Kanon left the room by 'becoming one' with Battler, if you know what I mean.

>>4463508
Oops, forgot to post this pic with it.

Fuck Shkanon and fuck moon-chan. I'm sticking with Kanontrice, because I don't want utterly forced and contrived endings.

>>4419797
Either that, or gay. I'm completely fine with gay end, as it is better than Jessitrice and Shkanontrice.

I don't care what you fags think, I'm still sticking to Kanontrice. Shannon and Jessica are shitty love interests.

Enough with bitches and whores, I want Bromance ending. If Kanon is a girl, then all the better.

>>4326250
I third this notion.

>>4311685
I'm vying for Kanontric myself. Jessica is a bitch and Shannon is a whore, I want Beatrice to be at least half decent.

I hope I'm not the only one hoping Shkanon is through some massive trolling false and hates the idea of either Shannon or Jessica being Beatrice. Kanon is the only decent character eligible to be Beatrice, Jessica is too much of a manipulative bitch and Shannon is too much of a whore. Also Boku end.

Ok, I'm sick of all this Jessitrice and Fusiontrice crap.

Jessitrice doesn't work as the proof for her being in love could mean George just as likely as it does Battler, and the evidence for Shkanontrice is so immense that it can't be discarded.

Fussiontrice cannot work as Jessica has done multiple things to the contrary that only makes Shannon and Battler getting together less likely by a lot. Why the fuck would Jessica had set up Shannon and George in the first place if her goal was to make Shannon take her feelings for Battler?

You Jessica-fags are more delusional that Natsuhi.

I've been thinking, and what if we've been wrong thinking that Shkanontrice is 3 personalities. I came up with the idea that the Kanon personality IS the Beatrice personality, after all wasn't Kanon the one that was close to Kinzo. Nothing Battler sees her do proves that she actually considers herself male. This would also explain that message from the old Beatrice(Shannon) to the new Beatrice(Kanon).

We all know(or rather hope) that Ryukishi07 is trolling us with this Shkanon crap. That said, I think Kanon is the most likely candidate for being the real Beatrice as the hints I find all point at him. Ignoring the Shkanon crap, who do you want/think is the most likely person to be Beatrice?