/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I said I'd shoot myself if I had to watch another Phasmo collab so I guess it's time to chamber the bullet.

>>32811498
'96

>>32174492
She's a reaper but super cute and dorky in human form!

>>31930815
She actually does the most work out of the five for streams, just look at the birthday stream or everything she goes out of her way to do for her fanbase, even the goslings thing.
t.deadbeat

Yeah she's super up beat and enjoying herself, chat autism is at a semi low level, Gura, Ame, and I think Moona dropped hellos and are watching, just real solid overall. Full time baby!

>>31792467
>Mori
Nah. I feel bad for it, but $28 is actually solid money in my shithole, and while I wish them all the best I don't like them THAT much. Thankfully, they do have their own diehard fans who'll support them to the bitter end.

DON'T SHOW ME THE LITTLE BOY!

>send Mori a $5 SC based on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFWYkohcNME
>she didn't read it out loud, because it was merely $5, in which case she probably didn't get the joke even if she did read the message
i didn't plan that out very well...

THE SHANTY TOWN OF MORI CALLIOPE:
>moved to Japan on a whim because she was barely legal and horny for manlet dick, wanted to join manlet's band
>manlet's band went on hiatus when she arrived, forced to take a JET job because she had no other recourse
>associated herself with the losers of the underground JP rap scene, even lower than euro SADBOYS
>shat on idols until she made an idol friend, now works in an idol company
>told by friend applying to the hololive auditions to give it a try, friend doesn't make it but she does
>didn't even know what the fuck vtubing was, still doesn't know all the names of the people in her company
>streams 3 times a week for 3 hours, all of her content being summed as follows:
>SLEEPY REAPER
>YOUR BOY ISN'T GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES
>UNADULTERATED CRINGE
>unable to physically give herself more time to dedicate to more worthwhile endeavors, the James Rolfe of Hololive
>incredibly gullible and easy to fool, has to get superchats moderated because she has no proper filter
>her only real gimmick is not being a reaper, but a girl who gets money tossed at her for talking like a gramophone falling down a canyon
>can't even eat 0.2g of sweet candy without getting a stomachache, chugs cheap box wine by the gallon
>unable to tell Kiara that she's uninterested in her and doesn't know how to properly articulate it, has manipulated her multiple times through sheer stupidity (see first Minecraft collab)
>doxxed her own name on stream during a 5-person collab and made everyone go silent
>unable to calm her autism and ruins every collab by being generally clueless and incognizant of what's going on unless it's 1-on-1, still struggles to process new information
>proceeds to gosling for another manlet who lives in america, wanted to collab, only said manlet is walking YAB incarnate and sex toy aficionado and she personally got shut down by Cover
>regularly communicates, likes, and tweets with YAB vtubers outside the company, almost never communicates with those inside Hololive despite being N3
>collaborated with Trash Taste who are the exact type of gaijin the Japanese complain about that grift natives, sounds familiar doesn't it?
>Japanese viewers thinks she's cool when she's a fucking autistic dork who raps like Missy Elliott and Eminem's kid on benzos while talking like Mr. Rogers' daughter who got dropped on her head as a baby
>still keeping her previous side gig alive and unable to let her cringe tumblrcore past go, has Steam Powered Giraffe vinyls
>nearly got Cover in hot water with other corps since she wanted to be a renegade and beg for permissions for a fucking debuff game from a company that never gives permissions
>can't convert currency after living several years in Japan, nearly spent $30k on a hotel room for one night
>doesn't even keep her promise of one song a month, didn't inform Cover of how YAB her new song is and now she's going to post it on her former side gig because she can't control her 'tism after getting dissed for being a sellout by her former friends (which she is)

>>30620830

Imagine it from her point of view:

>At first things go as what seems to be standard for any new Hololive generation, you get accepted, meet your genmates, start training/practicing and building your bonds.
>About halfway through your training EN debuts, and they absolutely explode in popularity, and there you and your genmates are able to speak english and push further into the market that EN opened up.
>You try not to get too excited about the possibilities, their success doesn't mean your success, and ID is a much smaller branch after all, but as your debut nears EN just keeps getting bigger, breaking all kind of records in subscriber growth and the like, and the one who has the most explosive growth of all even has an avatar focused on being super cute (and funny) just like yours.
>Finally it gets to be about the time of your debut, and by this point you can't help but occasionally daydream about all the ways your life could improve, if only you got a fraction of that success.
>Then you finally debut, and it goes decently enough, but immediately after us when you really start running into the tech issues, your microphone is not great, and your computer can barely run Indy games.
>But that's ok, you can still make due with simpler stuff like Zatsudans, you're confident enough in your ability to entertain or you wouldn't have taken the job in the first place. >Except you can barely even do that because your internet keeps screwing you over.
>So you end up just having to wait, knowing from your genmates' success that yes, you definitely have everything you need to make your mark and and build a sizable fanbase yourself, but all you can do is watch as the chance possibly passes you by.
>All because of technical issues you can't do anything about.

>peesa kikka
>pretty crinch
>salty excuses
I love My Boy, but Ame is the source of some great memes.

>>29929317
>I curse my stars in bitter grief and woe
>That made my love so high and me so low.

>Nips loved the CalliKoro collab
I'm happy

>>29695309
I just woke up on that

Fuck. Alright, Mori is here. I did my meme reps and "I Kneel" is too fucking localized and too fucking recent to have bled into reddit.
As they say, I kneel.

Mori just go ahead and say that Hololive isn't a priority for you and that you'll stream infrequently like Ayame. Please. Stop stringing people along with promises of "more time later".

Man i fucking love how this dork can improv and keep the flow when she fucks up, that's an amazing skill in a singer

STFU my oshi's singing.

>>29417484
>/hlgg/ complains about Mori not acting like JP vtubers
>She responds politely to other vtubers that @ her, like JP vtubers do
>/hlgg/ gets mad at her for it

Ain't it sad, Moririn?

>>29407780
the other retard, anon

>>29378558
lole

>>29257535
>>29258295
>Mori is that bro that keeps teasing you with gay shit
What the fuck bro, i'm not gay

Cheers chumbuddies