/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I am here from the High Court of Heaven on behalf of the metaworld Consumer Protection Agency, and I am looking for any information on both the B&B (Bernkastel and Bernkastel) and B&B (Bottler and Bottler) products.
We have received information on several alarming faults in both products. *ahem* One report states that quote "I inflated my Dlanor and it exploded, sending a hair drill into my eye." Unquote.
Another states that *ahem* quote "Oh god, the swelling, it hurts, oh god, oh god. Help me. *ahem* Erikaerikaerikaerikaerika ouh." Unquote.
These are alarming statements. Please provide any further information you as a consumer or concerned citizen have on these products.
Thank you