/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10813875
I personally like how we're being moderated here.
Nonstop shitposting, militant autism and uninhibited spam are what make /jp/ the top board on 4chan after all.

>>9891135

I suppose those guys went to bed. Perhaps tomorrow, then.

>>9649976
wwww
sparky4 has 360~ ozoi images

What are Satori's other pets compared to Orin and Okuu? Can they take on humanoid forms? Can they talk? How powerful are they? Are they all youkai, or are some of them just regular animals?

I don't know how used to lewd and/or distrubing thoughts she is. She DID flee the surface and lives alone with her pets, you know.

Animals like Satori because they can "talk" to her with their thoughts. But what about animal youkai that can already talk? Would Mystia and Chen get along with her as well as Okuu and Orin?

>>8080044
That's horrible. You shouldn't eat sentient things...

>>8035649
There's probably some inherent conditioning when you know she can read your thoughts.

>>8004804
Okay. Let me explain in detail what it would be like to cum inside of Satori. After a day of browing /jp/, you'd hear the door close and a small sigh before hearing the most angelic voice announcing its return. Of course it would be Satori, the love of your life, arriving home from school. You call out to her that you're in your room (where you always are, you don't do anything with your life anyway), and you hear the sweet pitter-patter of her foot steps as she skips over to your door. You hear it squeak and turn around to see her poking her head inside with an unsure look on her face. Once your eyes meet though, she smiles and that in turn makes you smile. You offer her a spot on your bed right next to you, and she happily walks over and sits down happily next to you, putting her head infront of your face, looking at the computer screen. "This again? I knew you were into this kind of thing but I never imagined it would come to being this commonplace ", she exclaims in a bored sounding voice. As she turns around and your eyes meet once again, she can tell you're feeling aroused by being near her, smelling her, hearing her sweet voice. She knows you absolutely adore her. "It's very nice of you to think that way about me, but I don't know if I'm ready for something like that", she exclaims. She comes closer to you. "Please close your eyes; I'll prepare a pleasant surprise!"

You close your eyes and feel her draw near. Suddenly, your eyes are cut out and blood oozes everywhere. As you sink to the ground in pain, you hear Satori's voice. "Just like my stupid little sister...close your eyes for eternity!" She then kicks you in the face so hard it cracks your skull. As her pink socks touches your face, you instantly ejaculate all over the room, and cum gets on Satori, causing her to shriek in disgust. As you crawl towards her voice, your consciousness fades, and you hear a sound behind you. "ROLL ROLL".

>>7964905

Satori would be cooler if Koishi had the exact same power.

>>7951116
Except Satori.

>>7846988
Going for a masters in EE.
It's cheaper to drive 70 miles at 16 miles a gallon than live on campus by far.
Only two more years of this driving though~
140 miles a day would probably drive me insane if I didn't love driving.

Pets, pets, pets...don't be so selfish, anonymous. Satori has tons and tons of pets; what she really needs is a helping hand around the house.

>>7663426
Sorry~

>>7611924
Mortals don't always die

Hey /jp/
How do I learn all the touhou's names?
There's too fucking many of them.

>>7380296
You could always just work for her. That big house full of pets...I bet she could use a butler or maid or something.

>>7032087
Mind reading ain't easy, man.

>>7014017
Anonymous does not forgive and anonymous does not forget.
Hell, you don't even need really to do anything.

Satori likes cats.
Do you like cats, /jp/?

I wish I could be as chill as Satori. Does it come from the whole mind-reading thing?