/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Dragon waifu stole from a tanuki merchant
>Tanuki finds out and puts out a contract on the artifact she stole
>Now heroes constantly invade our home to reclaim the artifact she stole
>Even if they manage to reclaim it the artifact ends up back on our doorstep for some reason
>Waifu's hairs are turning grey and she's reverting back to her old reclusive self never leaving the cave
>Took years of coercing her and assuring that no one would steal her treasure to take her out for dinner or shopping and now that's all down the drain
What do I do anons? I can't find the tanuki and my waifu won't even leave her hoard for food