/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13644312
0% yan
>"You're going to hang out with those monstergirls? Make sure to say hi to them for me!"
10% yan
>I mean, just be careful when you're around them. I trust you, not them...
20% yan
>What? I guess you could hang out, but please call me every hour or so, I get... anxious."
30% yan
>Those girls? Wouldn't you rather cuddle with your loving wife? They're not nearly as pretty as me anyway.
40% yan
>No, you shouldn't even need to look at those women when I'm around. My love is worth so much more!
50%yan
>You want to see them? Sure, but make sure to finish eating the soup I made for you. Funny taste? That's nothing, just oregano. Feeling sleepy?
60% yan
>How are you going to leave when you're already tied up? I'll never let you go, not if you plan on fucking those dirty whores and sluts. Anon's love is mine, nobody can have any of it.
70% yan (This is where they get dangerous)
>"Of course you can darling, there's no reason why you shouldn't hang out with your friends"
>The next morning you hear that someone broke your friend's windows and smashed their doors in.
80% yan
>Those things? You want to see them? Why not, I'll bring you their heads and you can take a look before I deepfry them for lunch, maybe they do have a use.
90% yan
>I am your family. I am your friends. I'm everything you need. There's nobody else who will love you like I do, care about you like I do, fuck you like I do. I'm your everything from now on.
100% yan
>I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
>Anon was never heard from again
OVERYAN
>Anon and I are going to become one. I'll start by nibbling at your nails and work my way up your fingers before finally feasting your flesh. I'll suck on your bones and chew your tendons until I become drunk on your essence. I'm going to make you mine in every way. Death? There's no boundary worth keeping if it keeps me from getting closer to you, my love.

>>13515332
He doesn't need your fucking stupid opinions
Everyone knows that yandere give the best loving of any monster or non-monstergirl
Live a little and you'd realize that as well
Perhaps you've just never had the chance, I guess I can understand since you're such a fucking loser

Men who aren't afraid of real woman would never turn down a yandere, obviously you're just an inbred pussy
Eventually you'll understand though, yandere really are the best no matter how you look at it.

How to hide my onahole from my boyfriend?

why is yandere yuuka so superior?

>>10539399
I can do it for free....
wwww

>>9732566

>>9555411

wwww

>>9450582
Oh i see!
That one i cant say much about as i have only tried one touhoumon game quite sometime ago.

What is the most sexually disturbing thing you've ever done, /jp/?

How would you explain your masturbatory toys to your waifu /jp/?

Remember when /jp/ was good?

>>7592355
On that note.

So what do you use it for anon-san? even though you probably have a waifu..

Wait, so if I get in a relationship with a 3PDP, she will actually get upset if I fap instead of making love with with her?

Here you go OP.