/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"In a ravine she lived, and took shape as a spider of monstrous for, weaving her black webs in a cleft of the mountains. There she sucked up all light that she could find, and spun it forth again in dark nets of strangling gloom. Until no light more could come to her abode; and she was famished."

>Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch.

>t. one of the many declassified letters of Tolkien to his son

Also...

>Christopher, my dearest son. Remember that strange Kiwi man I told you to sell the movie rights to? Well, it's absolutely crucial that you have him shoot a 15 minute action sequence of Bilbo and the dwarves fight an army of orcs while they use wine barrels as boats as they are being violently swept down river. You should use GoPros for this scene, that would be hella rad like a snowboard montage or something, wouldn't you agree? While you are at it, have a fat dwarf wear the barrel as an armor like a fucking cartoon and have him slaughter dozens of orcs with a spin attack. Christopher, I assure you that this is the only way you can honor a childrens book I wrote while struggling with a horrible PTSD.

>Love, your father.

>t. another declassified Tolkien letter, courtesy of Ratatoskr Archiving Ltd.

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/08/invasive-joro-spider-us-east-coast

Enjoy your new wives east coasters.

>>37110607
Anthropomorphosis, a spell any kind of monster can learn since its low level nymphomancy. Again, you might be interested in ewading World Guide 3. https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire

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>>22814143
And then there's the head-nurse...

>>21423485
>The ransacked looking office is partially my fault. I don't really care. The room looks like it has been burgled. The furniture is scattered and broken. Similar to the reflection of myself in her eight bright wet eyes. My voice is muffled and bound by fine tight webbing and so is the rest of me. Her legs are busy unbinding me in one specific place. My newfound lack of pants isn't going to help me escape. The surprisingly strong thread has no give or slack. It hasn't shown the slightest bit for the last five minutes of my straining and wiggling. Damn, she just stopped monologuing. I have just enough time to lament on how I just wanted a Goddamn suit before her measurements reach an intimacy rarely associated with tailors.

Now that does sound eventful, but what was the monologue about?

Cute monster facts!

The Bagheera Kiplingi, a type of jumping spider, is largely herbivorous. They feed on soft plant matter and nectar as their main means of sustenance. In fact they are so non-agressive that they will go out of their way to avoid plants being fed on or used by ants or other small insects.

Spider webs have been used in traditional European medicine as bandages, in the belief that they have healing properties. In fact, spider webs contain a high concentration of vitamin K, which helps cause blood to clot, making this an effective means to stop bleeding. Several types of spider venom are also being investigated for their medical uses. They reportedly have the potential to help treat difficult health issues such as cardiac arrhythmia, Alzheimer's disease, and strokes.

Bonus: most spiders are short-sighted, but are able to acutely sense airborne sex pheromones from potential mates, essentially giving them a sixth sense just for sex.

>married to a sweet, bespectacled arachne nurse
>she's a little softspoken but very good at her job
>early one morning you're preparing her favorite, a garden salad, hoping to surprise her with breakfast in bed on her day off
>you accidentally cut your finger, and drop the knife with a clatter
>she hears the commotion and comes running, still wearing her pajamas, her hair a mess
>”Honey's hurt? Oh no!” she makes a worried face and skitters over, unable to see how bad it is without her glasses
>she sighs relief when she gets a better look, but still scolds you for being careless
>”Clumsy.” She grumbles, pouting
>wife pulls the first aid kit from under the sink and starts cleaning the cut
>she's quick and thorough, but also very gentle
>she pulls out a little line of silk and wraps it around the cut, careful to make sure it's tight but not too tight
>when she's done she gives you a kiss on the cheek, goes to fetch her glasses and sits down for breakfast with you
>when you're finished you notice her PJs aren't buttoned up all the way, and a little loose around the collar
>for a second you get a quick glance down her top, and see something nice
>you feel yourself start to blush a little
>she's looking at her phone, but suddenly perks up, her eyes narrowing and a cheeky smile starting to show on her face
>“Ara? My husband senses are tingling~” she giggles softly, coming around the table to take your hand
>she leads you down the hallway back to the bedroom
>she gives you a deep, wet kiss as she pushes you onto the bed and climbs on top of you
>“This isn't covered by your insurance, Anon.” she says with a chuckle, grinning as she starts spinning a set of web-cuffs

>Where's your parents little one?

>>19408242
You're looking for Switch-Spider.

>>19383732
You're looking for Switch-Spider.

>>19360373
You are looking for Switch-Spider.

>>17998029
I like them with some experience. Some day I'll write that Zipangan prostitute story.

Why do they have no stories?

>>17009982
I guess if I had one I just wouldn't fuck her during the day.

>Started thinking about voices for different monster girls
>Eventually got to Zipangu
>Imagined a Jorou-Gumo with the voice of Aoi Yuuki/Clementine from Overlord
I think my dick would explode if she had her way with me.

>>16493905
>It's always the prim and proper ones

Beware the nice ones. Especially in Winter where nighttime is long.

Beware the nice spiders

>>16137744
I hope she's gentle at night.

Beware the nice ones

>>16080543
I need a wingman don't I? Someone who makes me look desirable by comparison.
I guess a redhead Tsundere Spider might fit in too, now that I think about it.

>>15351024
I have the perfect candidate! Just one night with her and you'll never have to worry about running away from spidergirls again!

A guy filled with venom pounds away at a meek spider until he passes out. Night comes, and she pays him back in kind. Discuss.

>>14298110
Try and include the most forgotten spider if you can.

Zipangu is an interesting setting with a lot to be explored, Karakasa-Obake, Chochin-Obake and Nureonago don't get looked at Much. There's also Nekomata who also gets looked over in favour of Werecats.