/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Man, 'ticores are dumb

>>24530085
very scary monster!

>>20709999
i want a manticore to hatefuck me

Help her!

>>15361541
Bully

>>14289661
Everyone's got problems, kid.

>Trick or treating with your half-sister, manticub imouto.
>She's been into wrestling ever since she nearly walked into your parent's bedroom. Quick thinking saved your sister from losing her innocence but now she tests all her moves on you. Luckily she's seven and a pipsqueak.
>Your step-mother loves it. Your father laughs nervously whenever it's brought up.
>While you dress as Sting, with cheap face-paint and and a t-shirt under Dad's leather coat (at least they weren't role playing when mantimouto walked in) your little sister dresses as the undefeated mamono wrestler, El Diablo. Technically he's a luchador but she insisted.
>Her wings unfurl into two painted, beefy arms as she dresses in spandex and a painted-on lucha mask. On the end of her tail is papier-mâché head of his sidekick and translator Chupa-niña. Luckily her spines don't come in until puberty so the head was easy to tie on with a rubber band.
>As you go from house to house, scaring kids with your imposing visage and keeping a close eye on your imouto as she bounces around, the head of Chupa-niña almost in tatters after only half an hour, you see a little hellpup dressed in denim coveralls with the yellow numbers 53 on her back, sitting alone by the sidewalk and looking around frantically.
>Mantimouto walks up and shows off her costume, nearly frightening the poor thing away. When you approach her, however, she hides behind your sister. Sting is a scary motherfucker, half the reason you picked him.
>After some coaxing and a gift of candy the hellpup explains she got over-excited and ran away from her mother. Now she's lost.
>Offering to look after her until her mother arrives, mantimouto shares her meager pile of candy with the hellpup, discovering a fellow fan of El Diablo. You call up her mother's cellphone as a frantic woman answers. After a few directions she hangs up. You get a few odd looks but people keep walking by.
>Sure enough a hellmilf runs up, apologizing profusely after hugging her daughter. After a brief exchange you find that hellpup lives close by to your own home and the two kids decide they're best friends now.
>Spend the rest of the night walking with hellmilf as hellpup and mantimouto run around in circles. As night falls you end up carrying your little sister on your back as hellmilf takes her yawning pup into her arms.
>If only she wasn't married...

This is suffering.

>>14227130
What about a clumsy Manticore?

>>13864374
I didn't make it.

>>13778301
Daughter.

If it happens to her, it's because she's never dealt with revolving door and it's cute. Full-grown adult? Just makes her look dumb. Unless ahe has a really long tail that gets caught, then I'd be laughing my ass off.

Pic marginally related. Girls getting tails caught are funny & cute.

How would you help your excitable manticore daughteru to prevent her tail from getting stuck in everything and knocking shit off tables and shelves?

Why are Manticores so adorable?

>>13184829
I'm neither Bob nor Bollocks, but I like them both ways.

Damn, I had a thread with the title and everything ready to go too.

Oh well.
Remember to cuddle cute MGs.

>Be in first year of high school
>Going home for the day, but outside a young Manticore stops you
>A manticore that's been rather forward with you
>Starts giving you the business about how you belong to her and generally teasing/taunting you
>Despite her bluster she's actually mostly harmless
>Whenever you'd walk away in the past she'd just have a little fit and shake her paw at you while shouting "You'll be mine someday, you hear?!"
>Whatever, today she's more forward than usual - she's getting really close
>Backing away, she follows
>Until you hear a noise, she stops dead in her tracks, and suddenly looks horrified
>Her waving tail managed to get stuck in the bike rack
>Her attempts to pull it free just seem to get it wedged in tighter, thanks to the spines
>She looks to you with the slightest hints of tears in her eyes, but says nothing

What would young-you do?

Would you help your manticore daughteru when her tail got stuck in something?

Remember to safeguard your house if you have little Manticores running around!

>>12969084
>Implying she can even traditionally court a guy.
>At all.
>Implying she won't end up as that shy, possessive, and clingy Manticore that was discussed many moons ago.

Manticores are adorable. Don't you want a daughteru of your own?

The perils of being a manticore.