/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14123398
You just don't know when to fold 'em, huh? I guess it can't be helped.

We have dumb blonde jokes. Do Monstergirls have dumb Wurm jokes? Or dumb Hobgoblin jokes?

>A Hobgoblin went into work with a sore throat. One of her coworkers, noticing her coughing, told her 'You know, when I have a sore throat? I always give my husband a blowjob. I don't know why but it works like a charm!' The Hobgoblin says she'll try it out. The next day, the Hobgoblin's throat is completely fine. She happily strolls up to her coworker and thanks her for the remedy, saying 'Yeah, it worked like a charm! Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea!'

>>13513682
>The Southern Grasshopper Mouse is famous for its distinctive howl, the fact that it's the only carnivorous mouse in North America, and its amazing immunity to the venom of the Arizona Bark Scorpion
>Not only is the venom non-lethal to the mouse (the sting of the scorpion would kill most other small mammals), but it actually acts as a painkiller for the mouse.

>Your face when the scorpion girls are bullied by the howling mice girls

Sorry, hon, but if you want this? You're gonna hafta to put a ring on it.

I'll settle for something cheap. I know about your financial situation.

Okay, no ring is fine. But I want a fancy ceremony.

A modest ceremony.

A quick contract-signing is fine, just please don't leave me.

Hey hey, who wants to hear a funny joke? Ya ready?

Consensual sex.

Haha, that was a good one, huh? Okay, how about another one?

Humans have rights.

I got a million of 'em!

>>13042491
Because black sclera a best.