/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I guess there actually is a face under the beard.

>>4915624

>Big Boss

No... not really.

Don’t let anybody ever tell you that Russia is just another foreign country. It is much more than that.

My story begins in the summer of 1963. I was an expert soldier, and that was what brought me to an exclusive base outside of Tselinoyarsk. Two large Russian political parties were attempting a merger of some sorts. After two fruitless days of sneaking around in the jungle, I figured out a way to make everybody happy. I made some radio calls, and pretty soon all of the Cobra unit were standing in the Shagohod's hangar, glaring angrily at me. “Gentlemen, may I present, Paramedic.” A buxom young American doctor entered the room. What she lacked in age, she made up for in sex appeal.

The room went silent. I was terrified. Had I made a mistake? Suddenly, the soldiers all burst out laughing. Then, one by one, each soldier removed his pants and began furiously masturbating over the young female, while I stood watching. Even now, as I write this, I am getting an erection, thinking about all those precious little penises waving wildly about.

Finally, after the last load had erupted onto the face of the girl, whose brown eyes were almost completely covered in goo, I walked up to her and lapped up every last drop of milky goodness.

"Delicious!" and all my stamina was restored.

Somewhere out there, there's bound to be fans who plucked out an eye for devotion to the great serpent.

Not all of them male.