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Happy Friday the 13th, /jp/!

Fucking pointless characters introduced and forgotten randomly
A straightforward mystery that's only "hard" because the narration cheats and because the solution is so fucking stupid everyone dismisses it.
Terrible art and stupid looking characters.
Magic battles that make no sense and are beyond silly even when trying to be serious.
Pretentious bullshit about the nature of mystery novels and the relationship between author and reader when the actual story could barely qualify to be in an Encyclopedia Brown book.
Music that's... well I can't really complain about that, but it's not enough to save it
Why do people like this shit again?

I'm sure I'm missing something obvious here and I'm going to be insulted for this, but, here's something I've always been wondering. If Shkannontrice is three personalities, and each personality counts as a person, how come they're counted as two people instead of three?

>>4056462
She has to pass the time somehow.

I'm just sitting there, minding my own business finding corpses, when I'm suddenly subjected to horrible ear rape and completely unnerved. My speakers were at full volume, dammit.

Happy Friday the 13th, /jp/ !

How would you handle this situation?

Beato comes out of our screen what do you do?