/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47034370
>Be necromancer
>Layer a multitude of protective spells upon yourself so you don't get raped by your own minions like some amature
>Get raped by an irate anubis instead because you are fucking with the flow of souls into the afterlife and making her job ten times harder

Submit to marriage or be cursed with the endless sensation of sand in your shoe but when you go to dump it out you find your shoe is empty and then the sensation of sand moves to another article of clothing

I got stuck in traffic and I'm gonna be late to my dinner
Does anyone know a good countercurse?

The one day a year even an Anubis can relax

>>44814899
I would build gunpla with her.
Which warcrime machine do you think is her favorite?

I hate sand, it's coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere

>Breaking into the tomb of the night shift Anubis
Guess who just volunteered to be her new daki?

need me a 'tismhound to play vidya with.

Look at this dog
Think about this dog
Submit to this dog
Overthrow both the pharaoh and the Apophis in the name of this dog.

Well, since the thread is currently a shitshow, I think I'm just gonna go to bed.
Have an anubis.

You should fuck the jackal.

beware the scheduledog

>>42115981
How can she help edgelord anon if she herself is an edgelord? Look at that sword, does she even know how to use it? And when was the last time she got eight full hours of sleep?