/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Went through a screen where I barely slipped past a very hard group of musical note danmaku, but I had to pass through them several times.

Sitting at the front of a U shape of desks in a classroom, the teacher's strict and saying we're not going past 4th grade unless we learn how to talk right, like we're in front of girls.

Was with a guy who had a harem of vampire girls who were interested in him, I was just saddened thinking of the harem of Touhou girls I had.

Walking with a guy, I say I've dreamt about basically everything, he says "Have you dreamt about narwhals?" I said "Yeah, had a Touhou dream about narwhals." He stopped questioning.

Came across a barbell and lifted it thinking it'd be good to get muscles to help Yukari forgive me.

A teacher was letting a guy fight him and saying what's wrong, the way he leaves his lower body when he attacks leaves him open. I said I was inspired by this, and made a 4koma with the first panel being of Sannyo's face edited onto a guy in a couch who was interested in porn rising up and pointing at the viewer dramatically, saying "HEY - DO YOU HAVE SOME PORN?" which got the teacher and a girl to laugh.

Watching TV in a public area with Yukari laying to my right. The screen showed a Mario-like sidescroller with a cloud god flying across striking lightning down while shouting brainwash. I thought that seems off, I looked at her and she said to fast forward it. I tried typing on a keyboard "2V", which showed up as text bottom left screen, though I meant to press X to times the speed, and after a couple more mistypes, Yukari and another girl looked at me, then I guess I got it right. Then I lied next to Yukari again, and I laughed when she laughed, wondering if she was testing if I'd do that.

Girls gathered in a small room drawing together invited me, went in and saw there was one free desk to sit on. Went out to grab some things, there was a speaker/router that had an annoying voice saying something about "shill" like it's great to be one. I tried turning off the speaker, then reset the router which got rid of it. I hear the girls in the room unsettled then realised some of them were using an online thing to draw as someone came out asking what happened. I lied that it reset by itself, they asked for a number like there would be a call telling you one when that happened. I read off a little bit of a number on documents beside the router, then gave up saying "Just write whatever" and they realised I did it. Heard a girl say "You took your girlfriend out on a date, only to show her how fucked up the world is. You're so fucking stupid!"

Walking with Yukari and a guy who seemed sympathetic between us. I said "I want to have sex with her no matter what her body is like" she dismisses "oh, you say that..." I said "I just want to lose my virginity to Yukari" Guy thinks that sounds good and I should say it to her directly. I'm embarrassed and push them off to the side of the screen cartoonishly.

In a classroom, Yukari asking us to run on the spot, taking a measurement. Someone pushed me backwards while I was running, I wondered if that interfered but Yukari but she'd measured normally.

Posted in a thread was a meme Hearthstone card poison snapping turtle with text saying it -always- kills what it hits, ignoring divine shields or whatever, a person laughing at the idea as he clicked on it. Layers of responses, the turtle image appearing on the right, on the third it said "Bloodborne" on the fourth it said "Nen Zeus"

Saw three Dragonslayer Armours. Rated one star was "weak arrogant king", two stars was "enough semen to cover two people", three stars was "The Touhou fanbase is so mentally ill it would only take a couple of monster hunt versus deathbattles for them all to go insane. That's why I'm here."

Yukari sneaked up on some bad guys then shot at them with an assault rifle before running away as fast as possible while they chased. They were able to keep up close behind her. I was a spirit beside Yukari, annoyed, saying the only reason they can keep up is because we're a space-related team that gets a huge speed bonus from wind but there isn't any. Yukari makes it to something like a train carriage, with the three Dragonslayer Armours hung beside her. The chasers tried landing on the 2 star DSA, it actually had enough semen to cover six people, who fell away. Some chasers tried landing on the 3 DSA and were bisected at the waist. I asked Yukari about the 1 star DSA and she said it can't even cut 1 cell thick. I said "So, not even enough to bleed."

Holding onto a carriage while enemies chase. They use a magic spell that does damage with every element, appearing in a wheel going anti-clockwise. Me, Yukari and the rest got hit with two or three elements, including earth or wood, until ice, which was at the bottom, when I suddenly notice that my upper arms are missing and I'm not holding on to anything, falling away and getting torn apart by cats and dogs.

The best way to get around Gensokyo is clearly by train.