/jp/ - Otaku Culture

DID SOMEONE SAY ALPS? LEMME TELL YOU WHY ALPS ARE THE BEST MONSTERGIRL

Hi, Billy Mays here with the ALP! A

1) Can become ANY monster! Just chuck a sissy into a crowd of the ones you want and you'll have a brand new Alp in no time! Can't pick? Just throw them in a crowd of complete strangers, let the luck of the dice control your roll! It's like a sport, but more orgasmic!

2) Alp's AREN'T restricted by the cookie-cutter personalty that KC inflicts on them. Dom weresheep? YOU GOT IT NEW ZEALAND! Shy and nerdy manticore who stammers and wears glasses? RIGHT AWAY GERMANY! NEET Oni? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WE GOT IT AMERICA! Even a masochist hellhound! Anything is possible with ALP!

3) It's your best friend gone girl! They love you way more than any random slutcubi off the street, because they've known you for so long that it's become a true romance above bromance. They don't even want to rape you, they want to love you and will do anything to make that happen.

4) Delicious tomboy OR Ara Ara depending on how much dicking you give them at the start. Treat them like a guy, they'll stay a guy. Fuck them like a girl, they'll grow some hips in no time! It's customization!

5) Removes all those cumgargling faggots you hate - ever seen a guy on your college campus campaigning for more jewbucks? Ever hated that fucking twink for prancing around like he's so original he's wearing leather boots? Now you can fuck that shit right out of him, and teach that faggot what being a girl is really like - and best of all, without being gay!

But don't take my word for it! GET AN ALP TODAY, AND EXPERIENCE LIFE WITHOUT HOMOS! Remember, homosexuality is a choice, so choose ALP and remove that choice forever!