/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Could someone direct me to the nearest jaypee cocksuck meetup?

>>10559461
Wanna fuck?

shikata ga nai

>>9736985
Perhaps I can...

>>9677548
There's still time today! Make sure you give it your all.

>>9531135
Oh my.

>>9497090
> I spat it on my hand while he sat on a couch tired, and used the cum to jerk off, and came almost 10 seconds after starting
Now I'm hard, Anonymous.

>>9432669
Things so lewd they cannot be mentioned here.

Hard to say, i only have a few pictures of my face when doing lewd things.
That reminds me to do it infront of a mirror the next time!

No one has ever gotten near my penis with a sharp object~

>>9234163
Not bad, it should be one or two years old by now.
Time sure flies.

>>8656615

This breaks a lot of sites.

4chan, too, if you have a strict policy.

It could have been worse, consider yourself lucky you did not listen to something even more lewd and embarassing~

As for my day, light crossdressing, played a bit minecraft, and read a book.

Forgot your "White Ren #chilly" OP.

>>8469423
Dont you have a dog to iron or something?

Quite far.

Sensation . . Nutrition . . . Mastication . . . . Procreation . . . ! This is your blind-worm cycle. Ye have made a curiously bloody world for love in desire. Shall nothing change except through your accusing diet?

In that ye are cannibals, what meat should I offer? Having eaten of your dead selves savoured with every filth, ye now raven to glutton of my mind's motion?
In your conflict ye have obtained . . . ? Ye who believe your procreation is ultimate are the sweepings of creation manifest, returning again to early simplicity to hunger, to become, and realise-ye are not yet. Ye have muddled time and ego. Think ye to curb the semen sentimentally? Ye deny sexuality with tinsel ethics, live by slaughter, pray to greater idiots-that all things may be possible to ye who are impossible.

For ye desire saviours useless to pleasure.

Verily, far easier for madmen to enter Heaven than moral Lepers. Of what difference is Life or Death? Of what difference is dream or reality? Know ye nothing further than you own stench? Know ye what ye think ye know for certain? Fain would I be silent. Yet too tolerant is this Sun that cometh up to behold me, and my weakness comes of my dissatisfaction of you solicit . . . . but be ye damned before obtaining fresh exuses of me!

>>8411604
This seems oddly familiar.

Where do i sign?

>>8299235
Silly little Anon, you dont need to be a little girl or crossdressing boy to get that wish fulfilled.

Spammer-kun sure is in a cocky mood.
Not that i mind, i like these penises a lot.

>>8219355
A lot of males over the age of 40 has had another man stick his finger up their bums.
There is nothing scary about it.

Its perfectly normal.

>>8212985
The chances of doing that is not very high depending on where you go to "slurp"

Most overweight people with tiny penises tend to stay away from the bars/clubs you find glory holes.

On the other hand if you go to "slurp" in places like adult cinemas and video stores that have glory holes the chances are much bigger you will run into such people.