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How do you guys feel about shogs assimilation thing? Part of it scares me a bit, but it's kinda romantic and cool with the benefits

>>42669358
Sounds pretty cool. I'd like to live in a four dimensional realm maintained by my shogwife. Just come out with her every now and then to terrify the mortals for a bit before heading back home.

>>40808169
>job is to guard a mentally questionable Shoggoth's virginity
>you can't have sex with her, but you can tease and touch and edge her until she has sex with you

>>38577826
I imagine you could eventually create a real life version of the Darkest Dungeon eventually, when you inevitably make many daughters and have to find men for them, and when they inevitably all make many daughters.

You'd turn Earth into an Eldritch planet over the millenia.

>>38373715
And this, dear anons, is why you need your mothers in your lives.
>whoranon gets his first client
>mommy shog
>he's all pumped, ready to get his first paycheck
>"no anon, tonight I'm going to take care of you"
>lays on her back, spreads her legs, arms reaching out to him, warm smile on her face
>anon goes in aggressive, trying to bury his face in her breasts so she doesn't see how flushed he is
>she places her hand on his head and gently rubs it
>"there there, you don't have to be so forceful, go slower, that's it, good boy"
>anon begins to sob as realizes how much love he was missing out on
>"oh anon, it's ok, let it all out, mommy is here to take care of you"
>anon looks up at shoggy
>"m-mommy?"
>she beams as he accepts her new title
>"that's right, I'm your new mommy, I'll be taking care of you from now on"
And that's how anon stopped being a whore.

>>38209299
Shoggoth and Mindflayer.

>>38084850
NO! THE TIME ISN'T RIGHT

>>37791464
Coward.

>>37653447
Kiki who sniffs your underwear may be depraved, but think how perverted a Shoggoth who IS your underwear must be.

>>37593898
>caught in a landslide, no escape from shog-reality

>>37507496
*Jumps down after sending a kobold into fucking orbit*
>COME ON

>>37368441
Its always the Shog general. Real abyss hours, 24/7.

>>37324860
elves barely count as monster girls

>>27101582

>>26928354
>well, looks like I'M the mastah tonight, ufufu

Need me a femdom shog

Why does my shoggoth servant constantly stare at me like this when I sleep?

Okay guys hear me out. Home for troubled monster girl youth, aka delinquents, but they train them to be the perfect maid. Jinkos who normally just go with breast binding and a jacket forced to wear frilly dresses, Dragons having to learn to use a knife and not their claws to cut and prepare food, ushi-onis learning how to properly make a bed after a night of rough cuddling with their master, vampires and other haughty undead learning to be humble to their master and not calling him "A mere mortal", and rehabilitating every monster under the sun through strict and orderly maid routines.

>>20695105
>helicopter
>not a private jet

>>20362241
That's what she wants you to think.

>>19987394
A working shog is supposed to look like this.

>>19763064
This seems suspect.

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