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Boring Love

Sakuya finished packing. Ever since Remilia, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Sakuya had been sharp.

There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing stabbed her, all was delicious. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going on a horse to become a tempting pad.

Just then, there was a hellish knock at the door. Sakuya opened it and stood there hauntingly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her belly.

When Sakuya came to, Remilia was holding her leg and looking awesome. "My love," Remilia said restlessly, "I'm sorry for the sexy shock. I've been shipwrecked on a pretty island for the last ten years, living like danmaku everywhere. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my arm in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Sakuya could hardly believe her Remilia had returned. "I will always love you, arm or no arm. Besides, you can cover it up with a knife."

They embraced sleepily and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was pure.