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>>14992371
>We charge em planning to use our Superior numbers and Superior technology and Superior everything else
>See Reisens#3-8 go flying over my head
>Oh my Watatsuki! these guys ain't fucking around
>See the one on the right use one of our own as a club swinging her around to beat the others
>The one on the left is throwing out blows and kicks and somehow stars and stripes
>Suddenly they jump back and a giant eagle holding branches and arrows with stars above it's head appears
"Shit! special attack! abort! abort!
>Well, it look like my fellow bunny girls were already way ahead of me as I notice the ones still able to stand trying to hop away
>Get to hopping but suddenly a vessel in the sky appears
>They had another keeping tabs on them from above
"fuuuuu"
>Don't get to finish my sentence as the combine special attack plus space sky vessel unleash a powerful attack wiping out my whole party
>We got our asses thrashed
>Time to look out for number 1
>I nope the fuck outta there.
>I know Eirin will let me crash with her, she's so cool
>Hear my former battle sisters cry out
>Put my fingers in my ears
"I can't hear you!" I say as I high-tail it outta there
>I'll remember them..not really
>As I'm hopping away decide to look back
>See a couple of my former battle sisters getting their asses spanked...with the humans hips
>Sucks to be you I think to myself
>Steal off into the dark-side of the moon and to my new home with Erin
>Shits gonna be so dope!
>Little would I know that Erin is a bitch

>>12215952
>we charge em planning to use our Superior numbers and Superior technology and Superior everything else
>See Reisens#3-8 go flying over my head
>Oh my Watatsuki! these guys ain't fucking around
>See the one on the right use one of our own as a club swinging her around to beat the others
>the one on the left is throwing out blows and kicks and somehow stars and stripes
>Suddenly they jump back and a giant eagle holding branches and arrows with stars above its head appears
"Shit! special attack! abort! abort!
>well it look like my fellow bunny girls where already way ahead of me as i notice the ones still able to stand trying to hop away
>Get to hopping but suddenly a vessel in the sky appears
>They had another keeping tabs on them from above
"fuuuuu"
>Don't get to finish my sentence as the combine special attack plus space sky vessel unleash a powerful attack wiping out my whole party
>we got our asses thrashed
>Time to look out for number 1
>I nope the fuck outta there I know Eirin will let me crash with her, shes so cool
>hear my former battle sisters cry out
>Put my fingers in my ears
"I cant hear you!" I say as I high-tail it outta there
>I'll remember them..not really
>As I'm hopping away decide to look back
>See a couple of my former battle sisters getting their asses spanked...with the humans hips
>Sucks to be you I think to myself
>steal off into the dark-side of the moon and to my new home with Erin
>shits gonna be so dope!
>little would I know that Erin is a bitch