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>>15599064
The Pink Tide threatens to overwhelm the empire.

>>13970278

Tell me about P'Orcs! Is it true they smell like crackling off a roast pig?!

Time to spread P'Orc awareness, as P'Orc season is approaching.

Pig Orcs

The smallest are P'Orclings, tiny P'orcs who rely on numbers rather than strength when raiding, since they're no higher than 4 feet. These are more of a nuisance than anything.
Though many farms may have domesticated Common P'Orcs, chubby and up to 5 feet tall and bred to sniff out truffles, wild P'Orcs are much different.
The wild P'Orcs are 6 feet tall, with a good amount of muscle as well as fat, they are quite numerous too, wielding crude weapons of stone and wood. They are referred to as P'Uruk Hai, their asses rounder and their breasts are fuller.
Scattered across the plains, over the hills and such, exist many P'Orc warbands and settlements. They are thuggish barbarians who raid instead of farm.
P'Orcs rule by strength, the biggest P'Orcs are the ones in charge. There is constant infighting between the tribes, so it's rare for them to band together and form vast hordes.

Boar Orcs

Most warbands, or at least the strongest ones, are led by a P'Orc subspecies called Boar Orcs or 'B'Orcs'. These B'Orcs have been known to grow to great sizes, ranging from 7 to 10 feet tall with a proportional amount of muscle and fat.
B'Orcs may also feature small tusks growing out of their mouths, in case you weren't able to identify them by size alone. Luckily B'Orcs are not as numerous and like P'Orcs are too busy fighting each other.
Every now and then, a powerful B'Orc ends up uniting the tribes, their sizes are phenomenal in some rare cases, becoming as large as buildings.