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How do I tame an ushi?

Is it true that all ushis are dumb brutish rape spiders? And can I teach an ushi to be sivilized?

How do I turn a wild ushi into a housewife?

What is the best spider and why is it Ushi-Oni?

>Be me
>High schooler
>Not afraid of any monster
>Hellhounds
>Just slap a muzzle on em
>Jinkos
>Meet catnip
>Demons
>I don’t even know what a signature is
>Ratas
>Go ahead tell the school about my fetishes, it’ll just help me to find someone like minded
>One day in lunch friends dare me to ask out new ushi exchange student
>Have no inhibitions so I walk to her lone table
>Slide away her tray and take a seat in place of it
>Wait for her to finish chewing and ask me what I’m doing till I grab her blowjob handlebars and pull her in for a kiss
>She pushes me away before our lips meet so I move onto the next step of the plan
>Loudly ask her if she wants to go out
>Everyone in the lunch room goes silent awaiting her response
>She grabs me by the arm and drags me away like a kid drags their stuffed animal
>In the hallway she tells me she already has someone in mind and firmly rejects me
>have to tell the tanukis and ratas with boom mugs and professional cameras that there’ll be no rape show

i want an ushi-oni to make me some bulgogi and rice

>>22380708
ah, an ushi-oni raping, i see

Okay Anons, it's been a long day at work/uni and you finally get home. What has the wife prepared for dinner?
Or what have you prepared for her?
Or where are you going out to eat?
Or will you just subsist off of mamonobama?

>>19500212
>Yes?

Ushi is working hard to impress her husband!

>>15739732
>She knows her way around the kitchen
And to think that it all started here How did you react the day you came home and saw this?
Was she happy with her first attempt at a full meal? Were you? Was your stomach?

How would you like your monstergirl waifu to call you? I would like to be called daddy or chief.