/jp/ - Otaku Culture

An ancient evil awakens.
AIYAIYAIYAAAAAAII~

Aiyaiyaiyeyeee~

Uh-oh. Pillars in da club!

>>13762501

>Santa

More like SANTANA

>>13762509

Except Manticore has barely been discussed because you faggots are running shit like Kikimora and Spidercow into the ground because you can't appreciate somebody else's taste.

Not everybody wants a jolly green rape train that people are going to turn into a moé dark skinned she-bitch who can't lift.

>>13726317

...

>Why are you frowning, Ser Anon? She was just a worthless Mamano. Lower than humans, lower than dirt.
>Don't cry those crocodile tears to me. I've prayed for you, just as I hope you've prayed for me.
>'But we were going to be happy'? Impossible. She's only able to give you daughters. I actually have a boy maker. Your line can be secured by giving us a son.
>After all, this worthless *KICK* Succubus *KICK* has probably had more cocks in her than you've had women!
>Ahh~n, I need that. A good smiting.
>Come on then, Ser Anon. We can leave this life behind and start anew. Drop our sacred vows and become husband and bride just like you promised me all those years ago.
>I even cut my hair for you, since you said you liked girls with shorter hair.
>Mm? Drawing your sword?
>A duel for your own honor? Are you saying i'm the villain here!? After all I've done for you, Anon!?
>After we spent that night together and consummated our love!? Was it all just me jumping to conclusions!? NO! I WILL NOT BELIEVE IT!
>YOU WILL GIVE YOURSELF A SON AND YOU WILL USE MY BODY FOR IT! IF YOU INSIST ON FIGHTING ME THEN SO BE IT!
>I'LL -MAKE- YOU LOVE ME!

I want to unite humanity into surpassing monsters as ultimate life forms.

Monsters will tremble in fear as they realize that to neo-humans...

SEX: USELESS