/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If you stand in front of a mirror and chant "Chihaya, the idol with blood on her hands" seventy-two times Chihaya will appear in the mirror and allow you to murder one family member and get away with it.

You must be sure that after you do the deed, you light 72 candles in front of the mirror and repeat seventy-two times, "Heil Haya". If you fail to do this, you will be visited by Chihaya's vengeful brother and be dragged to hell. It must be noted that every time you recite "Heil Haya", a ghostly visage of Chihaya will appear in your mirror and every repetition will cause her image to look more wicked and ghastly, a face of pure evil. If you become too afraid to continue, you know the price...

I hate Haruka because she doesn't stand out enough. Being plain is a boring and frankly a stupid gimmick. She could do much better than that but I doubt she is even capable as she's just a boring person. Overall a very disappointing idol and I look forward to when she is fired.

don't even THINK of double crossing our boss chihaya, if she even suspects you you'll be sleeping with the fishes, capeesh??

>>20562151
She'll only smell like a dead rat until her flesh rots away leaving only blanched bones. That'll take a year or two of horrible worldwide smell, but after that it'll be over. Keeping Hibiki alive means you have to put up with her equally horrible worldwide stench but for as long as she lives, and it will only get worse when she gets older.

I say we send an assassin after Hibiki, and I think I know the best person for the job...

>>20251320
She'll be back.
And stronger than ever.

Chihaya hates people that do things better than she can, and the thought that her brother would some day grow up to surpass her sickened her to the core. The only logical step left for her to take was to eliminate that possibility from ever happening.

>>13560420
Heh. I knew you'd resort to bragging about Azusa's cow body. Do you even realize the cost of being a true idol? The sweat, blood, tears and pain an idol has to put herself through, test herself over and over with increasingly difficult tasks, the stress, and especially the ever increasing high expectations. Chihaya has paid in full while Azusa loafs around getting attention for free just for having those giant cow udders. It's despicable. An "idol" like Azusa belongs in a farmer's competition where they bring their "biggest" produce to be admired as novelty then devoured shortly after. Leave the true idol work to talented, smart and dedicated idols like Chihaya.

Change, some broken fate
Dim fucking dreams of a Hollywood cage
Perfect, picture-perfect babe
Kingdom may come but look what we made
Slaughter and fuck what comes after
The meaningless madness, maniacal laughter
And what else can you take?
Your hands put together, so holy, you'll hate
Another fucking madman
Another motherfucker with a motherfucking handgun
Come all you weak, come all you wicked
I got some heart but we get it, bitches
Does everybody in the world have to fucking die?
Does everybody in the world have to fucking die?
Everybody in the world has to fucking die
Everybody in the world has to fucking die

I am a thief and my father is a bastard
Who am I? I am you
My ego it eats and it needs an answer
Do or die, let the hate burn through
Take a deep breath as you look in my soul
I devour your dreams and I live in your home
It comes from under the bed, the foul smell and hot breath
A need to your head, a close relative of death
We're coming inside
Kill the fucking hunter and you're killing the pride
In the tide, I'll survive
But will the fucking world leave me buried alive?

You will not be anything
An after-thought, a memory
You'll cut bullets when you leave
You have nightmares, I have dreams
We need Mother Mary White
Hold in breath and wait to die
Just another shallow man
Zipped up in a body bag
Just another shallow man
Zipped up in a body bag
Just another shallow man
Zipped up in a body bag

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