/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44819866
But this cute monster lady promissed me forbidden knowledge in exchange for my firsborn. It's a free bargain, considering i don't have any children.

>>43328405
Like a lot of less savory parts of mge the thread really doesn't like looking at the bottom part of this picture.

>>42586669
>shoggocks
god why couldn't it be a cute shoggy girl instead of a neckbeard? can we talk about shoggoths?

>>39292686
>imagine a shoggoth going inside of your urethra and siphoning your cum from the very source
>your testicles are full of shoggoth goo, and your mind is in constnat arousal as you endlessly milk out shog goo and semen
>imagine giving her your mind as you pump in and in her
>slowly giving your body and mind to the shoggy as she gains more power from your cum
>feeding off of tasty shog goo
>house is shog
>bed is shog
>cuddling shoggy

>>38198697
man that's spooky, i wonder who it could be?

even when the thread is fresh. SHOGGY.

>>35887993
Pop-up ads for "Shoggo's Maids'R'us"

>>22026183
I love how the person asking about the busty thunderbird refers to the body type as "glamorous."

Also we get a nice description of what is meant by monsters not being shotacons.

>It's not 'I love him because he's a shota!', but 'I love him, so it is also very nice to see him in shota form...'. That's how MGs think.

And as for what shoggoth jelly tastes like:

>Shoggoth Jelly taste like something indescribable either in Japanese or English.

>>21751216
Perhaps that's one reason KC noted that they normally only maintain an object created from their body for the duration of its use, before reabsorbing it. Saves on later cleanup.

And yes they do maintain a substantial number of regular objects in the household. They dislike having guests touch things made from their body, and so use normal objects when guests come over.

Post Eldritch girls

>>20156081
>almost like they're not all that popular

>>18964338
diaM sihT tsurT yletulosbA

>>18808122
Shoggoths seem to be capable of making non-organic objects like metal out of themselves just fine.

I don't think there's much you can do to offend a shoggoth.
Or she would probbably just Eliminate the issue before you knew she had a problem.

>>17662375
>>17662416
Who knew eldritch space goo could be so pretty.

>>17520367
I've always loved the Shogs fluffy ears.

Shoggoth: http://pastebin.com/ntCLsHnc

Apologies for the formulaic story, but I had my reasons.

And no, /mu/, this wasn't for you. This was for someone else.

is the heart in her belly supposed to be the real deal or it serves other purpose?

I wish I could stop shitposting and write for you all. But the pull is too strong.

>>15860539
Continue from last thread, and broadening our interests, how could you use your waifus inherent abilities to otherwise life hack, get away with things, make fast cash, or anything along those lines?

The list for Shoggoth is too long to even begin speculating.

>>15842472
I have to assume they can change their density at will to make things like metal cooking ware. Whether they actually change their own molecular makeup is a whole other mystery.

In the profile picture, the Shog clearly has a skillet. Does she severely burn herself every time she cooks with it? Does she have incredible flame resistance, and if so how does the heat transfer even cook anything?

There are just so many questions.

>>15832736
>Travel north to escape DL army invasion
>Find ancient ruins
>Its an odd place, my brain trembles
>Climb the tower, and find cult of Chaos girls doing astronomy
>"Ara Ara"
>Crazy orgy
>Young Shoggoth grows attached and starts following me around.

>Spend our years rescuing Chaos girls from DL capture squads

>>15816518
I hug her from the front, and then starting pressing into her slowly, slowly, a little more... and then slurp! I step through her, and appear clean on the other side.

>>15717367
underrated smug is indeed best.