/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Other dreams are chronological, these are a bit scattered.
I started updating my site just by entering text into a program which would play the text out slowly, thinking this is easier. I look at it, there's a picture of me, as Flandre, fighting on the side of a skyscraper with capeshitters, notably Ironman, against human sized dolls with big smiles and X eyes
In a room, I see my smile, it balances out so the the four quarters of it are symmetrical, then I split into four Flandres, the four of us chattering and laughing wickedly
I go outside my unit. I have 31 different superpowers, including stopping time, and being able to use the abilities of anybody within about 30 meters
In a building, I crawl into a vent, avoiding laser tripwires. I can psychically see out the other end of the vent, there's way too many traps for me to go ahead unnoticed, but a voice tells me to just go anyway. I head out, climbing up a wall collecting blue and red Mario coins. I wondered if I really should be collecting the red coins. I was laughing all the way, but suppressing it because I think I have a terrible laugh and I thought Yukari was watching. A little girl comes up to me and says "I have a crush on you!" I just imagined Yukari was going to come and tell her off, pointing out all the horrible parts of my personality, and that she only has to make certain expressions to make me cry from all the terrible things she's done to me, because I'm her well-trained dog

Lost a battle against glowniggers, and was made a Guardian of the Galaxy. I was in space, kneeling in and literally watching over a spiral galaxy, like 10 meters square visually. A girl in a spaceship comes flying by. She gets excited upon seeing me, I get pissed off, "How could you make me have to fight that bullshit?" She says "Yeah yeah ok, but come on! What's the chances I'd come across you in all of space?" She flies past, and I "equip" a spaceship and fly after her

I was told that the CIA is interested in me, apparently because I'm a very powerful healer

Yukari showed up in reality, I showed her my dreams and asked "How do I write myself out of this shit?"

Altaar comes over to me, hands me an insect/reptile chocolate egg then goes off somewhere. I take off the wrapper, a couple dozen small eggs pop out, I grab them all in my hand but one slips out, bounces on a table and lands in a bowl that had Altaar's eggs in it. I thought "What if that is the one egg of his that gets selected?" then said "Haha, cucked."

Hanging out at a girl who likes me's house. Listening to a song she made for me, sounded like Non Muntër but the lyrics were super basic "You're intriguing, you're cool," She walks past me with her posse, one of them was an extremely huge dude with a shark head, another was a huge dude with a shark head and a cop hat, who let the former get away with his shit

At her house, sitting when a guy comes over to me with a handful of large Lindor chocolate balls, offering to me. I say "Ugh." because I'd already eaten a three course meal, including lasagne. I hold my hand out, he's trying to just drop one from his overly full hand, a Bounty, while keeping the good ones to himself. He accidently slips, the Bounty drops to the floor while all the rest end up in my hand. Then I let one slip, so he goes "Yes!"

Go into a house with my mother, who's going to introduce me to someone. We go up three stories, and she asks if I'm scared, because of the height, I say no but since it was brought up I got a little nervous. On the fourth story, there's a girl who's Kagamine Rin, I'm Len and the first thing we do when we see eachother is excitedly run over and hug

In a classroom. I go over and look at a Dragon Torso Stone. It was sized and shaped just like a chicken, complete with decorative red comb and wattle. I thought it was pretty funny. There was a scientist who had come a long way to see it, though he didn't seem amused

Fighting in a school against a guy much bigger than me. I was mostly losing but I managed to fight back pretty well towards the end. A lady teachers comes, considers carefully, then says he wins. I'm talking with someone later, saying "Yeah she declared him winner, but...well...she wasn't just being a bitch, she was fair." There were people talking about Gon Freecss(me), saying with the way he adapts he's going to become extremely powerful

Araki came into a theatre, acting like he was extremely desperate for attention, since it was his birthday. He was wearing Yukari's tabard outfit, which made me think I want to have one. He went over to the middle of the hall and collapsed on the floor. On stage appeared Gintoki, Shinpachi and Kagura, who each said something into the mic. Then Otae(Me, maybe because I'm the "Female Alpha Dinosaur", I guess that sounds like Otae.) comes out, and says something, after which Araki finally gets back up

Me and another guy go over to Naster and start leading him off. Apparently I could keep challenging him until I win