/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35881965
Todd is getting creative with the psy-ops

>>23617207
>"Dovahkiin, did you really think t-that pathetic thing you call a p-penis would be able to satisfy me!?"
>"I'm the first born of A-akatosh! Zu'u Alduin, zok sahrot do naan ko Lein, n-now stop that thrusting and bow down before me"
>"Nivahriin joorre, h-how dare you make me cum! There is only one punishment fit for you: death!"
>Years later you're retired with three happy children and a beautiful wife
>Ask Alduin when that "Death" will be coming
>"Dovahkiin, hin kah fen kos bonaar. One day hubby Nu hin sil dii but not today, now go wake up the girls for breakfast"
>Plants kiss on your cheek before you leave

>>21881007
Remember to thank her for saving you by helping her take over the world

>>21471454
Grabs him by the tape of his neck and drops him outside of her cave, threatens that if he tries again she'll drop him off the cliff next.

>>21222423
>You get sent off to face ancient evil monster girl since that's what your great great great grandpa did
>Stand before her castle as the clouds coalescence in dark thunderstorms above it
>An army of guards standing to the side of the red carpet leading to her throne room
>When you finally get to her she does her villain monologue
>Says she's going to finally end your cursed bloodline once and for all and drape the world in darkness
>Couple months later she's pregnant and gloating over you how she tainted your bloodline forever more
>You remind her how that wasn't her original plan but she just says she likes it this way much better

>>20955471
Any monster girl can be an ancient evil if they're old enough just don't say it to their face