/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13934711

2/3

>be yuka's slave
>you will never fuck her
>she will sexually harass you and exhibit to you
>you will never stick it inside of her
>everyday she will torture you by wearing ridiculously sexy outfits and bending over for you, not wearing underwear or only wearing underwear, letting her shit fall out of her bra. just making your blues blue
>you will never put your penis between the moist crease between her 100/10 legs
>she will take things really far, grabbing your junk, rubbing her legs on your junk, putting your hand on her ass, pushing her body against you and shit.
>you will never ever get to stick it in he brown hole
>yuka is always aware of when you are masturbating and will harass you through the door
>she does this because she knows it hurts you and she never intends to sleep with you, she tortures you and only you because she finds it fun.

>>13317684
its all in practice, its like working out. it gets easier but don't become complacent. the second it becomes easy to give her 3 offerings a day, you need to up it to 4 and so on.

soon you will be sending her 200ml of semen a day, its a shame she needs to drink 2-3 liters to keep her skin clear.

trust me I know, I'm a lawyer

>>13273954
>>13273954
>you will never work at amuse
>perfume will never do sexual favors for you to keep their failing group under your label
>you will never emotionally change the three creating topics for people with no social life to talk about on imageboards

heres the worst part

>A~chan isn't an unstable concoction of mixed emotions because of you
>Nocchi isn't an emotionally stunted, thousand yard staring, hyper introvert because of you
>Yuka~chan isn't a semen chasing, cat obsessed, shy-extrovert who has to party her memories away to keep her from being dead like nocchi because of you

I can live with this

>>13239932
>mfw I remember her shamelessly plugging OKGO at WT3 in LA

>>13189372
when these threads were first created last year the soul reason for their creation was to share shit without being bitched at by the "HYPER LOYAL" fans, because hyper loyal fans are no more loyal than pirates, they are just more well off. second reason of course was to have more autistic discussion seeing as having it on perfume city would likely just get you blocked by people and having it on facebook would get you excluded from any fan meets or projects.

the original point was to give everyone the full perfume package, teasing people with tasters doesn't get them to buy the full product unless they have spare money to try new things, giving them the whole product is more likely to result in a future purchases. if I had to go to perfumes channel every time I wanted to listen to one of their songs I likely wouldn't be as big a fan of them as I am now, its was downloading the discography that got me to buy digital copies, the "only with PTA" stamps didn't convince me to become PTA member, it was people sharing yukas pictures and the one song trailers wont get me to buy the dvd's watching them enjoying them and wanting a physical copy to start a collection is what will make me buy it.

I don't think anyone in this thread thinks "well i would have brought it but now i have it for free so I won't" and if they do then I agree those types of people are a piece of shit, but bitching at people who can't afford stuff and saying they should go without unless they buy it is like complaining that jesus created copies of the fish and bread and that it was harming the fishing and baking industry.

fair comparison

>>13131193
yuka watches shows at 1.5 speed.
Intresting

>>13076224
obviously kasuuka wa anal ga kushi

man 2015 is a good year for pta
9 posts already
thats way more than last year

>>12988072
sometimes I have a feeling its just me and one over guy posting non stop about pits and feet, but I just wanna say, you guys that stay on topic and talk about the impotent things. you guys are my niggers. I love you guys.