/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37933395
There's an easy answer to that, actually. They aren't.
Witches are not inherently gay, they simply are attracted to each other, or more precisely, they have no one else ro feel attracted to.
Being immortal and without home in an endless world must be lonely. If there's even one more being like you around who shares the same burden you'll crave for their presence. That could be a male or a female, with the latter being the case for Lambda and Bern, or Rika and Satoko.
Those witches relationships go on for so long that they can't be called anything but love anymore, but their feeling aren't inherently of romantic nature.

>>37557134
My wife and her wife!

>>37546765
Bait on: Unlimited Bait Works
except, just like Acha, you're a complete failure at achieving your goals.

>>37428249
>Try thinking, you fucking idiot. Just admit that you stopped thinking and want others to also do the same
This mindset of many 07th posters is especially aggravating. Some people here act like reading the manga spin-off completely frees you of analysing any meaning and subtlety the VN had because "it is... le canon!".
Honestly the last time I saw fruitful and intricate Umineko discussion was on /v/ where nobody even knows there was a manga release.

With those two witches? It'd be impossible to not get a boner.

>>37316707
With those two witches? It'd be impossible to not get a boner.

>>37177672
>>37177668
Yes it is gay, if I could I'd date and even marry him, I love how he's truly the only person in the whole world who understands me, It's like he's me but even better, he's funny, he's cute, he's trustworthy, he's kind, he's weird, he's manly, he's intelligent, we both watch, read and play almost the same things, except he's just so much better than me, because he's perfect, he's the perfect human being and I love him really really really a lot, I would do anything for him

for a very short while we used matching profile pictures, he was Bern and I was Lambda, it made me so so happy, I bet everyone thought we were dating, we switched pfps later though because we started watching other stuff, but still, It really fitted us, he's very like Bernkastel, and I guess I'm like Lambda in some way, he's perfect, I can't say enough times how much I love him