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Be nice to the goblin spellcasters, they're the smartest of gobs and have to babysit dozens of zero-IQ hooligans.

Life must be difficult for the only Goblin with a high enough INT stat to class as a shaman.

>Goblin Tribe
>For the only member of the tribe with high enough INT and WIS to class into shaman, life is Hell

>Only shaman in a horde of Goblins
>Life is suffering
>No one listens to you because your tits are small
>The Hobgoblin 'leader' is a complete airhead. 'Trusted advisor' basically means the shaman does literally all of her work and she takes all of the credit.
>Have to manipulate her constantly just to get anything important done
>"Don't pillage all that food if it's just gonna spoil, we don't have any salt or ice."
>"Why are you eating that? STOP EATING THAT!"
>"STOP TOUCHING ME!"
>"I don't care who started just stop it."
>"This is the last time I'm mending your wounds, I mean it. Stop going after that guy if he's too tough for you. No, STOP CRYING, it's not a big deal."